ANSWERS: 36
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all the mail
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Prostate Cancer.
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I hate how long it takes for your sack to dry after taking a shower. other than that, Im pretty happy with being the denser, cruder sex.
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The toilet seat up/down controversy
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Not being able to understand the fairer sex : )
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Never have really liked the "I'm tougher than you" thing, that most of us deal with til we are grown. Way too many unnecessary fights.
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having to be all tough and wrestle with other guys and not being able to show some emotions like crying and sadness. its all like you gotta man up lol.
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The wardrobe options are terrible. Women are far more attractive than we are. That's about it, really.
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The hair in the crack of the ass. Man, is that ever hard to shave!
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hair loss
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Only being allowed to play with boobies by invitation.
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Having a very vulnerable target for kicks. Also having small children punch that target.
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1) shaving 2) shorter life span than females 3) hearing the phrase "All men are like that" 4) having to kill spiders (i like witness protection relocation. 5) having to pay for everything. 6) that I can fix anything (I can but that is beside the point) 7) having boney knees 8) not all fart jokes are funny
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Nothing. What's not to be liked?
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Jock itch?
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The criticisms from females.
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Hmmm. Can't think of a damn thing. Hmmm.
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The only thing I can say is the chase in relationships. I can walk into a bar, in my best clothes, use all my best lines, pay for everything, do all the flirty signals, and still not have a 100% chance of taking a woman home. But heaven forbid a woman with a decent body throw on a pair of heels and a short skirt, and you know she'll be able to take home 4 or 5 guys if she so chooses. There's nothing I can do equivelent to that.
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The criticism from society, women, whatever, that men always have to be providers, sacrificing everything for women and kids like we are lifeless bank accounts.
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That I can't be a lesbian!
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Shaving, lifting weights, the soft painful spot between the legs, fighting another guy can get lethal, also when your playing with children some people will assume your a secret pedophile (I hate that). Overall I'd much rather be a man
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Dealing with womans shit, why do woman treat guys like slaves.
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thier is a list! 1) being told men are stupid, I am not stupid! 2) Yes I know we can't give Birth, but we can have kidney stones and they suck esspecialy when it won't come out (have you ever been in labor for a MONTH) 3)Being blamed by so called feminists for thier problems 4)some times I really hate having a penis and balls (getting yer dick stuck in a zipper or aciedntly squishin a nut SUCKS)
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The sterotype that all men are asses.
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Body Hair, BO. That pretty much sums it up :)
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Driving my girlfriend to the store all the time, since she never likes to drive me around when I tell her to take me to wherever I want to go.
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Can't hang out with the Ladies :-)
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Always paying, and being on top. LOL
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shaving, having to wear ugly, scratchy awful clothes, not be able to show our "soft side". Should have the same rights as females when it comes to grooming products. Male patterned baldness, receading hairline.
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That women say that ALL men are dogs.
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Facial hair. Wish I had a smooth face. +3
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I am supposed to like football and hate shopping.
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That part of my penis skin was cut off after birth for stupid reasons.
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Many bullies.
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It's way more difficult to express our feelings sometimes without being seen as gay. It's what led to the wide-spread use of the Bro-hug.
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Nothing. Being a man is awesome.
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