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Keep practising :) You'll get there if you keep at it
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Target range lessons. (Comes in handy for more than just ex's)
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I have a potion for you. Suddenly, you'll forget all about him ;). (http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/104997)
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Point the gun in the other direction. Your problem will ELIMINATE it's self.
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Did you hear the one about the guy that was crying uncontrollably at his 25th wedding anniversary party? Yeah, he took his buddy aside and said if he killed her on the honeymoon he would be a free man today. Don't worry.. "buttmonkey" will be out of your life shortly.
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Here's my buttmonkey image. Ok, wow, AB really screwed that up. It's really a tiny emoticon monkey shaking his butt back and forth.
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Correct your windage and repeat.
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Find yourself something else to think about or look at, and quit wasting your energies on something that is over (I assume). Unlesss for some reasons you have unresolved strong feelings or emotions you need to get out with someone, it would seem to me it shouldn't take up alot of your nice grey matter much of the time. :)
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get a better gun, one with a laser. or am i off track?
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Use a canon
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Go to a driving range and practise A LOT! Or just think of the 40K u'll have to pay out if u keep missing. I'm confident you'll get him soon AR, lol
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Give them a GPS locator and triangulate the signal, compensate for altitude, distance and wind then develop a plausible denial scenario.
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Don't waste your energy, sooner or later he will get himself and solve this problem for you.
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Practice makes perfect... or try an Uzi...
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Tie him down..
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STOP JIGGLING WHEN YOU TAKE AIM!
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HAHAHA! Try a bigger projectile!
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i had the same problem I made a mistake and went back to him. I thought it was right at the time, but we DID break up for a REASON, and that same reason came back up and we just had to go through it again/ Just do what i did, Find another guy that really like and just start dating him, you'll find that u love to be around him, talkt o him on the phone and do things that make u think of him instead of the X Cuz i used to have alot of memories with my ex But then i just started creatign some with the new guy :D
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They say that if you call the target to you, through your mind, that you can't miss and the arrow will always find it's target.
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employ a hit-man - when u do let me know who u use!
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LOL!! Depends on what you're trying to hit him with. I would use a car...the "thump" would be so satisfying. God that's awful, I can't believe I said that..but then..my ex was pretty awful himself.
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Stop trying. Let him live with his mistake forever.
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You don't, hire a pro hitman to do the job. Less messy.
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LOL. You could try poison instead.
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Join a gun club, or get a bigger gun.
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Go to a shooting range for a few weeks
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Hired help.
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man6y ways to improve your aim, use a laser sighted gun. a sniper rifle, a sub machine gun to spray, or, just walk across the street of his house, hold up a bazooka, and fire at his front door, your bound not to miss him then...
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Take the energy you are putting into your ex to become the best person you can be. Work to strengthen your self-esteem and become emotionally strong. Start getting out and meeting new people. Join groups or organizations that share your interests. Before long you will feel so much better about yourself and would have created a new life for yourself again. You deserve it! http://www.audreymarlene-lifecoach.com/
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Does he want you back? Do you want him back? If he was not abusive and he is still available, let him know that you miss him. I wish my ex-wife would miss me. If she came back I would receive her with open arms.
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Laser sighting w/tripod.
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Do yourself a favor forget her and move on. I went through the same thoughts for almost 2 years but, I finally realized she isn't worth the time.
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LOL!!! You made me dribble tea back into my mug!! Good one, AR. Too funny :)
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practice makes perfect!
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I watch those forensic files for ideas!
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Wait until he goes to sleep!LOL!
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are you married agin?
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Just be sure to remember, squeeze the trigger, don't pull it.
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Contact Sweet T http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2642370
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biger gun
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Practice practice practice
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Im in the same situation. #1 i think that a second chance is always worth it, give it a try! if they do not feel thesame then you have to give up. I dont think that there is a way to stop missing someone. my best advice is just work on your self 100% do the things that you like, and try to keep busy. the more busy you are the less time you have to think, but this can also be bad dont try to forget this person just try to block out what you are missing.
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Drop ten clicks, allow for windage, and fire for effect. : D
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Practice, practice, practice
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a rifle scope can be helpful!
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You put yourself on an 'X diet'. Just as in a regular diet, where you avoid certain foods that would be destructive to your goal, you do not allow yourself to entertain thoughts of 'the good times with the X'. Sure, all relationships have something good about them. But keep first and foremost in your mind WHY you are not with him. That should be pretty easy. Make a mental list. Then, each time he comes to mind, bring out your X list and remind yourself why you are SO much better without him. This will retrain your brain to resist those feel-good endorphins that only want you to recall 'the good? old days'. Good luck!
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there are always things your going to miss about someone you cared about at one point. Just remember they're your ex for a reason, and as much good as there may have been, obviously there is more not so good things. Just think of a better life with someone who your more compatible with!
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I think this was a play on words question which people read into it too deeply. Think about it for a second..... if we want to hit you.... we don't miss :-)
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I about to get mine this weekend. Bastard, will be sorry he treated me that way. lol
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A little more practice at the shooting range??
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Take a deep breath..hold it..exhale..deep breath..squeeze the trigger! :)
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Do what I do. Get him a new "Bulls Eye" Suit. The bright orange ones' are most effective.
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Decide that you chose badly. this was a piece of advice I picked up from another bagger, and it's true. It will help you come to terms with it. Oops, just saw that this question was asked 2 years ago!
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Bomb.
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Hire a pro,you wont have to waist a bullet,or time.
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Use smaller targets.
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Try tear gas, if nothing else it will slow her down.
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practice, practice, practice
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Adjust the zoom, take a deep breath and pull the trigger slowly.
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lol yeah get a bigger gun like the previous post shoot to kill only joking but they will kill you by taking your heart and soul then they want your house and all your money and everything else my god what is the point of living :-(
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You could be "addicted" to him. There are some good books at the library about people addiction. You get so involved in the cycle, it is so familiar(possibly). Learn to stay away from what hurts you?
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knock him out first, stationary targets are easier to hit.
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Keep shooting til you hit em.
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Remember these 4 letters...B.R.A.S.....Breath, relax, aim, squeeze.
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sorry, aim is natural to me. I like to use bow and arrow, buy a generic arrow with cash and always wear gloves while handling it... goodluck getting balistics off that
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Haven't you ever heard the saying: the quickest way to a man's heart is through the chest with a steak knife.
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don't aim at all
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I always found that shot glasses usually hit their intended target. Just dont aim for the head... Trust me they can be lethal!
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tripod stand with weighted barrel
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ha ha :D Let me know when you find out
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get a scope!!!!
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Target practice........until you get it right
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Practice, practice, practice
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Take your time, but hurry up. This is perhaps the most important of them all - and yes, it does make sense. Most times, chances to shoot at ex's are fleeting, and it's easy to get in a hurry and rush the shot. That's where the "take your time" part comes in. Be careful to aim (I have forgotten to do this myself on occasion. I just get carried away with "I got the bitch!"), and pick the spot on the ex where you want to hit it. Don't just put the cross hairs or sights on the whole body - place your shot. (I always try for a head shot.) Then, follow through. Don't jerk the trigger, and do hold the gun steady until after the shot. Then, immediately get ready to fire a follow-up shot should it become necessary.(You already know how tricky they are.) This same method applies to their current S/O shooting as well - take your time steadying and getting on your target, but do it as quickly as you can and then fire. Taking too long usually only causes you to lose the "zone," and then you'll have to start over. Good luck with that and "Happy Hunting"!:)
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Get a bigger gun.
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Get a larger gun or a bigger bat. You may need to drug them first to slow down their reflexes also.
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Kristie is that you. Likely not but what a great story if it is you please tell the truth.
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work on your breathing. do not pull the trigger, but rather squeeze gently until the shot is fired. It could also help to breathe slowly and evenly, and squeeze the trigger during the pause between breathing out and breathing in. Remember, long barrel weapons are far more accurate than pistols/revolvers. Try using a rifle in combination with the techniques I listed above! Happy hunting!
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a hobby that interests you to not think about him where you can meet other people.
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Sleep with their best friend...
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Use a hand grenade
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Is it hunting season already?
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you'll need to steady your hand. Work on that and the rest should follow
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"Perfect Practice makes perfect"
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Good sight picture. Good sight alignment. Take 1/2 a breath and hold it. Squeeze, don't jerk, the trigger. That should do it! : ))
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Well you can use my plan...... leaves no evidence.... get emm to go to a out of town bar with you where no one will recognize you, get emm falling down drunk, drop them on the nearest train tracks.
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just let him/her know that you miss him/her so badly...
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Breath Relax Aim Stop Squeeze
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Run your ex over with your car ... works every time ... LOL.
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too funny... i'mma have to use this one sometime lol
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Red dot lazer or a better scope of coarse!
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I am struggling with the same thing Luv. instead of looking for love and completion n another, look for it in yourself and meet you own needs. Best of luck. it's hard. but to everything and everyone a time and place, and you are no longer in his (her?) time. you can't change the past nor turn back the clock.
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Practice, practice, practice...
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Put the toilet seat up.
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If putting the toilet seat up will help (http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5178858), remember to stuff your ex down the toilet before you take aim. well dang when i wrote my answer there was an answer abut lifting the seat. and now it's vanished. Maybe it was a gender issue,. Nope just timing. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5178858 BTW, I presume you know the "question" isn't exactly clear?
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Lots of suggestions here;) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/105005
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Follow this link... http://inquiry.net/outdoor/skills/axe/axe_throwing.htm
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LOL!
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Keep looking for your future ex LOL
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ask her to point you in the right direction ;)
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