What are aliens looking for with their infamous probes?
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hawaii.jake
ANSWERS: 28
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intelligence?
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Their keys.
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They heard Earthlings have their heads up their asses. Alas they haven't been able to confirm this. Hence the constant probing.
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I think my husband was simply ready for a permanent relationship :D
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We don't use infamous probes any more. Just invasive ones. Come here and I'll show you.
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Gall bladder transplants. They need replacements because flatulence is fatal for them.
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Now it can be told: Aliens are sex perverts.
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All of those missing Earthling heads :) You wouldn't believe how many they find up there!
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One of them lost the keys to his space craft while conducting a proctological exam, and since all humans look alike to them, they have to do anal probes on us until they find them. : )
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colon cancer.
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Life in Uranus!
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I wondered the same thing about my proctologist. Mayhaps a midnight snack.
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burgers, pizza,fries and all kinds of fast food. There are just creatures that live to eat and lazy to come down to look for themselves.
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Brains?
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With half the stuff people put into their body cavities (meant to be there or not) it is really hard to tell.
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They're just checking to make sure you don't have prostate cancer. Duh.
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Hemorrhoids? ;-)
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They are plumbing the depths
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Trying to find out... "why do humans put stuff up their bums... there must be valuable resources up here"
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Do not.
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They overheard the term booty call and they're looking for the phone. ET ..phone home..
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They're just coprophiliacs.
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colon cancer. All aliens are proctologists.
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they are looking for stuff that they can use for thier nation.
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semen
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Klingons. :P
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Probably the same things we were looking for. when we sent probes to the moon , mars ( WHATS THERE).Would our devices be ufo to them if they were inhabited. planets
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