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First rule of Chuck Norris, you don't talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris IS a joke.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Just one and it goes like this. Chuck Norris is an actor.
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I heard a good one recently. "Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."
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There is an extra fist in his beard and his hat!
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Most of his movies.
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"Chuck Norris walks into a bar. He says sorry, but the bar knocks him out."
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