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Walk down the stairs like Linda Blair in the "Exorcist".
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I'll work the lights :)
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Drink and watch
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I will play a tune on the piano...Any requests?
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Ball hardcore.
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Buy me a few beers, and I'll sing some Patsy Cline tunes, including this one! People tell me I don't sound too bad! LOL!
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Twist;) so I can Shake my ass;) WOOT WOOOT
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I'll play the organ if you can get one!
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I will be preforming in my Band..It's called the Flaming Lips:):)
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donate some money and lay low
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I want to be the judge:)
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I'll play a jazz song on Alto Sax, then a classical piece on Violin. Just for some variety.
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I am going to be the Goddess!!!! :):)
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Comedy.
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I can do some magic tricks but mostly card tricks. I'm working on some other stuff now to try to diversify (for when I don't have a deck of cards).
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Stand up
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Run the cameras.
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Hmmm... Given enough lead time for practice, I could do a couple of my own songs... ;-)
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Sing bass while doing a headstand, and I'm a soprano
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Take a poop, fart, burp, cough, and sneeze at the same time.
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whistle deafeningly...??????? its about my only talent... lol...
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I'm going to be booed off the stage.
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As a long-time amateur magician, I'd probably do either a magic act (maybe of the mind-reading variety), or a combined demonstration of mathematical and memorisation abilities.
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Do a fake fight with one of my friends (Taekwondo sparring fighting :D)
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Applaud.
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Talk about zombies I guess...or show some leg, one or the other. Or er...*Trails off.* >_>
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Watch others do the rest...
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the most talented person with no talent? :P
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CRAZY CRAZY PERSON
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Make a pizza.
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I 'll introduce ever one and make a really long speech! jerv says I'm really good at that....
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Laugh my ass off and take photos :))
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I'll perform my only party trick! I can crack every joint in my body :D
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I'll give you a rendition of Summertime that'll bring tears to your eyes :)
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sing!!!! but only if my voice feels up to it, i have a very strange one that only allows me to sing when im feeling creatively inspired.....blah blah blah
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i'd probably come up with some performance art piece including stripping down and covering my body with ketchup or red food coloring.
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Id sing, ive never recorded anything though so cant post it, maybe one day ill have the courage to.:)
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I think it would be best for everybody if I just sat in the audience.
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I'll be the bartender! :D Who wants a drink? (Please keep orders simple, as I will be making my own drinks at the same time LOL!)
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Well, I have no real talent except, perhaps in the kitchen. May I volunteer to bake/cook for all you talented folks? After all, you need your strength..I'm taking requests! :) ((hugs))
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Play woodwinds, dance like Jed Clampett, and drive a nail with a .22. Not all at the same time, though.
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I can be the talent scout under your supervision!
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I will play sax........
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Ping-pong ball trick....
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That depends entirely on how much I have to drink! lol
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Play "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy!" on you and Sara's armpits?
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Deep Relaxation for everyone (might just send y'all to sleep ha!)
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Do flips and tricks on the trampoline! : o )
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Amaze you all with my amazing short term memory! Wait...what was this about again?
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I'll bring my reggae dancing iguana and rat terriers.
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I will sing solo, so low that you can't hear me!
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I will sing but I am NOT providing the ear plugs.. that is up to each individual person (and I do recommend it) Lol
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I will fart "Hail to the Chief".
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Not complain or be a middle aged Emo-esq bore for 15 whole seconds straight while chewing gum and talking...Somebody call guiness!
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Well, I'm lacking in the talent department, but I'd be happy to help you promote the show, since that's my forte. Just leave the marketing and advertising up to me. . .
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Need a trumpet player?
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My chicken can pick up corn with his pecker, can you???...;)===(
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I'm going to dance!
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play the violin. It's one of my greatest passion. I will be playing Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 3. Or juggle. I've been juggling since elementary school and its not that hard. I've been practicing it, and stopped when I was in middle school.
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I'm gonna whistle with my butt hole. Stay back!
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Create an AB top ten list of the funniest questions... and put together a list of the all-time highest rated questions/comments!!! Then I will probably get drunk.
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Hypnotize some people. I'm learning how. =)
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i will split my pants tap dancing...
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i will stand :: in front of judges hmm i think its enough for me to be a winner :|
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I am sorry that I will not be able to attend .However,my assistant will accept the award (and donations) on my behalf.
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I will do my best on the bagpipes.."Scotland the Brave" and "The Campbells are Comin'!" If not thrown out yet, I will attempt "Athole Highlanders"....(no obscene comments, please...I am in a kick-ass mood as it is).
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I'll be doing the fire-hoola juggling.
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I'll tape dance for ya... Don't know how but I'll do it anyway :) and I'll wear my Toto. :)
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I will be Singing and Dancing and while I'm Doing that I will be Drinking heavily ;)
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Shakin' my fat behind as i prove that even old, fat broads can GET DOWN.
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I have no talent...can I MC?
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Sitting in the spa with a beer and watching ;0)
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I will roast the host!
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Making Sillyville disappear then conveniently forgetting how to make it reappear.
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Farting a Foo Fighters song.
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I have the perfect thing! I am doing "The Evolution of Dance" my friend Cotton sent me yesterday. It's on youtube. Want to join me? It's Craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!!!!!
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Jump ten buses on a motorcycle through flaming hoops even though i don't really know how to ride one!!
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