I guess I was lucky, I never got any threats. Honestly I was a good kid.

ill cut ur toung off:]] hahaha my mom did that to me all the time when id stick my toung out at her....shed get the scissors and be like "wanna try that again" and i did it and shed take them out and then id say sorry and shed laughh and hugg mee:] good times...

See!!! if you do not get home the now then I am going to kill you

Stop that or you will go blind!

If you do ,,,, I'll have your guts for garters.

"Wait till your father gets home." It was an idle threat 'cause mom could never wait that long to beat my ass.

My mother's threats were never idle. She followed through with every one of them.

If you do that again I'll break your face.

I'm gonna beat you 7 ways to Sunday, I heard that a lot, although I still don't know what it means, Hahaha:)

"I'll clean up your room if you don't do it." They never touched my stuff.

If I catch you doing drugs I'll call the police on you. We totally believed her until I got caught and she did no such thing.

I'll give you something to cry about.

my mom used to say 'i'll have your guts for garters'.or 'i'll wash your mouth out with soap' if i said a swear word.

My step Dad told me once that he was going to "rip my fucking head off." I didn't believe him when I was 10 and I still don't believe him.

'you will feel the back of my hand my girl' 'i'll skin you alive' that kind of thing, but my mother NEVER laid a hand on me :)

My mother use to tell me all the time when i would jack up" I brought you in to this world and dont think i cant take you out!" Yeah she wouldnt hurt a fly but her bark is pretty loud...the bite needs some work...

She always told me she was going to give me something to cry about, or "I'll sell you to the Gypsy's"

"Oh, you don't like being grounded? Would you prefer I just beat you with a barbed wire belt?"

My mom threatened to run away from home all the time.

"Keep this up and I'll send you to reform school!"

My parents never made idle threats, if they said they were going to knock us into the middle of next week they did it.

"Pack your shit, were going to the orphanage!" I even packed it one time, I really thought they were going to take me. "Just wait until your dad gets home," actually, this one wasn't a threat. "I can't wait until you're 18 so I can kick you out," they would never.

Do it again and Im calling the kid police.. and i believed them.. or when it was close to Christmas it was better behave or all you will get is coal in your stocking :)

If my brothers and I were acting up, Mum threatened to have us put in a home.

My mother was old school and never made idle threats when she said she would do something you knew that she would follow through...thats why i usually behaved:-)

They really didn't make idle threats. I never wanted to get my father angry. He could frighten everyone by just staring at us.

My mother would let us get away with murder. But Dad was a different species,he didn't need to threaten, one glare from him and you behaved. My sister once argued with him...I forget what it was all about, but he told her to get to her room ...on the way she slammed the door behind her. He called her back and made her stand there opening and closeing the door silently for what seemed a lifetime.....needless to say none of use four kids ever slammed doors again.

my mom always said she was gonna beat me like a red headed step child and my dad told me a couple of times that he was gonna see how well the conchos on his belt would imprint on my ass! also got the threat that if any of us got piercings that he would pull them out with pliers! got chased around the house with pliers once but I still have my piercing in original form thank god!

1st - "I'm getting the wooden spoon" - Always threatened me and my siblings with a whacking with the spoon, never actually did it, but didn't stop us running away faster than light every time! 2nd - "Your face will stay that way" - While pulling funny faces, sticking out my tongue or anything like that! Toby

One time, my mom and dad had an argument about a misplaced item at home. And when my dad was shouting at my mom, my mom picked up a knife and yelled at me, "I know you took it". Apologise to him immediately or I'll kill you right now.

Yes, any threat that my mother gave I could count on as being idle.

"If you dont stop fighting Ill have you both suspended by your toenails from a tree." They never actually did it. :(

I'll give you a good smack (what was good about it) if you fall out of that tree and Break your legs don't come running to me.

My mom used to tell me she was going to beat the living SH** out of me. And also that she was going to knock all of my teeth out. I dont know if she would have really of done that or not, she was scary sometimes. I just thank God I could out run her, and hours later when my dad came home from work, she either forgot about it or she knew better not to try it in front of my dad. My sister had some strange ones that she used to tell her kids. She would tell them she was going to send them to the fat people farm. Im not sure what the fat people farm was, but there are allot of fat people in my family, so I thought that one was odd for her to say. And then she would also tell them she was going to fly them to the moon. I once heard my Aunt tell her 11 year old she was going to give her up for adoption, if she didnt start acting like she wanted to be a part of the family. And a threat that I gave my son was that I was going to take him down to the police station if he didnt stop stealing. He was stealing his sisters candy and stealing their school lunch treats from the snack drawer. I even drove to the police station with him in car. I told him to wait there, that I wanted to let them know what was going on in case he stoled again. Of course when I got in there I just asked them about where I could find out about Neighborhood watch. My son was so scared about having to go to kid jail, But he did stop stealing. He was 10 at that time.

My Mom's Favorite One Is and Was "Im Gonna Stomp Your Guts Out" Or "Im Gonna Knock You In To Next Week"

My mom still always makes the remark when I talk back that she's going to smack the lips right off my face. I think it's hillarious and it just pisses her off.

i'll leave you at the store! other than that they followed threw with ALL threats

my parents didn't make threats...if they said it, we knew they'd carry it out...

ill call the cops to come get you maybe they can deal with you. if you dont come on ill leave you here. and alot more lol