If women were fish, what would you say is the best bait to use?
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ANSWERS: 100
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Honesty, Intelligence, Humor, Kindness, and Cold Hard Cash.
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MONEY jewelery, MONEY, flowers, MONEY... is what most men are going to answer...
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Flowers, perfumes, jewelry, and big boxes of chocolates.
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Something really shiny to catch them.....honesty, a good sense of humor, self confidence, to keep them.
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Cookies.
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If you wanted to catch a ChandaDiane Fish you would have to use humor and sweetness. I have also heard that ChandaDiane Fishes have an affinity to sweet desserts made by the men trying to catch her.
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A good under water sonar device that picks up the mental stability, humor, and charm.
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A good sense of humor can work wonders...
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chocolate and something shiney
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fun honest personalty
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A net to catch as many varieties as possible.
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I'd have to say, a shiny lure.
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Chocolates laced with a lot of loyalty.
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Diamonds...............they are a girl's best friend!
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Humor gets them on the hook and honesty and sincerity lands them on the boat.
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A large worm
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maggots
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1. My little finger in the "come here" position. 2. Shiny bait, like diamonds, gold or silver.
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Horses. A dually diesel. Cowboy boots. Spurs.
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Bill Gates check book.
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I'd say you need a pheromone-charged lure of rolled large bank account statements with a three pronged hook of wit charm and charisma. Now you can either shape the lure into a ripped torso with rock hard abs or an agile darting worm shape 8+ inches long. Now it comes down to technique. You gotta work that lure with a bit of romance and keep the mystery by giving a few tugs in the other direction to keep interest. After you let it settle she'll look to commit to it and that's when you reel her in. (Take in mind I have no clue if this works due to the lack of one or more components.)
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You don't even have to bait the hook.. just spray some Right Guard Chill body spray and I'll jump right on out to ya. :)
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After thinking this through, I have come to the unsettling conclusion that the answer must be 'human flesh'... But please, allow me to elaborate : P One might suppose at first that the answer would be 'love', 'compassion', 'humour', or any number of other abstract concepts, yet for these things to be used as bait they must be turned physical, or 'personified'. If we are to assume these personifications to be at all realistic, they must be actual people who exhibit very strong qualities relating to these concepts. Thus, human flesh... ***** (Joking...)
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I think a tackle box full of Armani, Giorgio, Klein & Karan would be helpful. Throw in a few guys named Benjamin, Jackson, and Grant and you've got a good chance of landing a big one.
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folded up dollar bill
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Credit cards...but I here some of them bite on worms.
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money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Something glittery and shiny, in my case.
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If your talking metophorically [sp?!] then something to do with fashion! But if your not, then a great smile, confidence and good personality.
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The pocket worm
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an unlimited AmEx would be suitable bait for many women, but I'm not sure you would be too pleased with your catch!
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A tranquiliser gun - they might wriggle abit but you'd never not get a bite... they'd have no choice
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Johnny Depp.....
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Big guns!
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A worm, just like the one in the bottom of the Tequila bottle.
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Well once you get 'em hooked it's all in how you wiggle your worm, ain't it?
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A good cologne.. mmmmmm
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a big fat non floppy worm
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Worms
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Confidence, self-confidence, near-arrogance, cockiness, and humor.
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Respect and an heir of self-confidence. But not arrogance.
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Not a pick-up line, that's for sure.
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Way bad analogy...
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Compliments, in bait form...
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something shiney?
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A warm wiggling worm.
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chocolate!
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money
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Confidence
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lies
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shoes.
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I bite shoulders, not bait. ^_^
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Bling bait seems to work lately...
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Candy! And other delicious snacks.
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gadz, i've found some women who like meat - as in worms. i've found some women who like the appearance of meat - like flies. i've found some women who like the flashiness of gold.
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Almost all women appreciate good grooming. Other than that, it takes all kinds. Like how different fish respond to different bait, so different women are attracted to different things. Enter the dating pool thinking all you women like the same things, are attracted to the same things, respond to the same things in the same ways ... I think you'll come out empty-handed.
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This oughtta do it yo...;)=(
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Cash?
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Humor....that's what they always say anyway, but we all know they like a really big wad (of cash)....get your mind out of the gutter:)
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aha! funny! ok, um, well, i wouldn't use any regular bait like worms or hot dogs, i would come out with the good stuff! one good bait is a bright and shiny Self-assure. yea i like that one, just show them you have full confidence in yourself, but dont be y or think your better than anyone, and they will eat it up! lol jk
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I've always been attracted to men who are confident.
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Jelly beans.
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a fat long worm!
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chocolate!
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something SPARKLY..like jewelry.
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chocolate ... always got me out of trouble when it came to gaining dates ... i'm still 19 points above my friends :]
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Something shiny and expensive.
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between the ages of 8 and 18 it's illegal to hunt, between 18 and 24 a bunch of stupid lies, between 24 and 30 you should use different baits at the same time like money intelligence humor sensitivity ..., between 30 and 45 you don't need to hang any bait, between 45 and 60 just put a plate behind the lake they're gonna jump on it, if they are over 60 then you have to run away as fast as you can or you're gonna be in a big trouble!
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Usually it's sweet words and confidence.
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Monies
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Chocolate
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Humor and confidence.
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None. Just put your hook in the water and tell 'em to bite if they dare and if they don't to get out of the way. Remember to be straight and confident.
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meat.... well done.... and A1 sauce
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fresh strawberries baited on a vibrating snuggle hook
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A nice, fat worm! : D
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Confidence and humor. corny answer huh?
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To not look like you hungry and haven't had fish for a while. Desparate doesn't get much. Like has benn said confidence is good.Bait what bait. What is required to get a woman? NOTHING! You don't have to be a man, women get women, you don't have to be human, women go for anmals and mechanical devices, money they go for people with and without, attractive, unattractive, big, small, fat, skinny, talent, no talent, human, vegatable(cucumber). But when it comes down to it the best BAIT seems to be WALMART. Its got somenthing they really go for.
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For me...it would be friendship, someone who is self assured, mature and fun. :)
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use all you got...were worth it...
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Okay. Brad Pitt.
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Charisma
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my god fish,best bait i guess a worm of a man is best thing, slimy, wiggly and wet lol
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Manolo Blahniks.
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Charm. Like something shiny.
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Large worms, behind closed doors all woman enjoy a long piece of meat :)
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Just put a diamond ring on the hook and it's a done deal!
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Chocolate!
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I dont know when ever I go fishing all i catch is big mouth bass. Hmm hey that is just like alot of the women I know.
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A Credit Card or a pair of New Shoes
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A squirming mini dick-look-alike worm. PLEASE NO POINTING DOWN.
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I have fished with tin-foil because fish are attracted to shiny things...so a shiny credit-card perhaps?
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A gold spoon.
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Lure them in with wit and charm. :-)
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that depends on the type of fish. some like the shiny "gold" fish, while others simply like the "ring" worms. some enjoy the "trojan" seahorse, while others like the "silver" carp. But to catch any ole snapper, all you need is a reliable firm snakefish.
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a hairy worm
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A strong, yet gentle hot guy (or girl, depending on the woman) that is a good communicator.
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Lots of money
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Dip your finger in and find out.
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A nice big fat worm on a hook.
call me Kat 
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