CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Get off the table dammit you're gonna break your neck!

DRINKING CHANTS Heres to honor I offered her me honor She honored my offer And all night long I was on her and off her So heres to honor, casue its better to be honor than off her Up to it, down to it FUCK those who don't do it We do it cause we're used to it so Drink Mother Fucker Drink! Here's to brother (name), brother (name), brother (name)... Here's to brother (name), who's with us tonight... He's happy, he's jolly, he's horny, by golly! Here's to brother (name), who's with us tonight... So... chug, motherfucker -- chug, motherfucker -- chug, motherfucker... CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG here's to sister [name], sister [name], sister [name], here's to sister [name], who's with us tonight, she's cheezy, she's sleazy, she's so FUCKING easy... here's to sister [name], who's with us tonight, now CHUG MOTHERFUCKER, CHUG MOTHERFUCKER, CHUG MOTHERFUCKER CHUG! we're waiting we're waiting you must be masturbating, here's to sister [name], who's with us tonight.. As we're floating down the river getting drunk (clap, clap) As we're floating down the river getting drunk (clap, clap) As we're floating down the river with lots of beer and liquor When we all get off the river WE'LL BE DRUNK! To our wives and our girlfriends May they never meet. I used to know a clever toast, But now I cannot think it, So fill your glass to anything, And damn your souls, I'll drink it! Here's to the hole that never heals, The more you rub it the better it feels. All the soap this side of Hell Can't wash away that fishy smell...... Here's the me and here's to you cheers to me for the things i do here's to hard and long lasting erections and here's to (name) and his sexual infections here's to God: when God made little boys he made them out of string, he had some left over so he left a little thing. when God made little girls he made them out of lace,he didn't have enough so he left a little space. here's to God. Heres to being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple! Here's to the girls I loved the best. I f'ed them east and I've f'ed them west. I f'ed them standing and I've f'ed them lying. And if they had wings, I'd f them flying. So...here's to the girls gone but not forgotten. I'd dig them up, and f them rotten. Here's to the girl with the bright red shoes, She smokes your cigarettes and drinks your booze, She hasn't got a cherry but that's no sin, Cause (she's still got the box that) cherry came in. and those are me and my buddies :)

MistaRealistic wrote: "Here's to the hole that never heals, The more you rub it the better it feels. All the soap this side of Hell Can't wash away that fishy smell." But there's actually more to it. It continues: Wine and women, song and vice, Syphilis, blue balls, crabs and lice, We've had 'em all, by Jesus Christ, Gentlemen, the Queen.

Full chairs and empty bottles.

Don't spit into your glass, George There's a bucket on the floor Everybody's having a grand old time Let's order up some more.

Beer barrel polka and Munich beer fest