"balls said the queen if i had them i'd be king"-who said it?
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sophiesmom
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I don't know but I laughed when I read that quote.
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It's quoted wrong. It should be: "Balls" said the Queen. "If I had to I'd be King." The Duke laughed, not because he had to, but because he wanted to. (etc.) Of course it is a play on the homonyms "to" and "two" There are several versions, one of which is "The castration of the King" which becomes quite ribald in several versions, and runs on and on employing many such homonymic puns.
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"Balls," said the queen. If I had them, I'd be king. "Nuts," said the prince. I've got them, and I'm not king. "Crap," said the king, and 50,000 loyal subjects squatted and strained, because in those days, the king's word was law. That's how I heard it about 35 years ago. Don't know who said it though.
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queen latifah
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Jill Clayburgh's line in the 1978 movie "An Unmarried Woman" (when she's looking at herself in the mirror)
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Hillary?
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Lou Costello in the movie " Abbott and Costello Go to Mars" 1953
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In the same vein as "Once a king, always a king, but once a night's enough."
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AC/DC
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Oprah.
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don't know who said that because I'm pretty sure it is "Balls said the Queen, If I had two, I'd be King and the King laughed not because he Wanted to but because he had to.
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