ANSWERS: 21
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No...creep :P
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The bush is right over there:p
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Sure you can just watch the basket of dirty clothes that need to be washed. Wouldn't want yopu to trip and hurt yourself.
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that depends... is it a #1 or 2?
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No. I don't let strangers in myhouse.
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Yeah, my wallet and mobile are on the table by the bed, save you making a mess :-) Not falling for that one again.
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Errrr.... NO!
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Most people, no. But for you, sure.
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Sure...just leave your ax by the door and don't spatter blood anywhere.
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Two knock ah, yes but there's a price to pay though. Can I come in?
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How do I know you're you?
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yeah but I am OCD as a B**tch so..there are clorox wipes over the toilet to wipe the seat after and make sure the lid is down..its nothing personal I even make my kids do it...god I am a sad creature
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Just to let you know, our toilet is the latest fashionable piece of bathroom furniture. It consists of a luxury open air facility suspended about 50" above the street below. But sure, come in!
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Ok. But i have my eyes on you.
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yes but put the seat up when you are done
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Sure but I'm afraid you may not want to leave....I have one of those toilet cushion seats.......LL Bean catalogues and an electronic Yahtzee game in there. Don't worry about the putting down the seat........I always check.
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Yea, and don't clog it this time. By the why grab your thong while your here. It's on the dresser.
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Sure you can.
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How could I deny someone the pleasure, serenity and comfort of my inner sanctum. Rest upon my exalted throne and wrap yourself in the aroma of rose petals like the cardboard tube wraps itself in quilted softness. Let the experience wash over you like the gentle caress of a sparkling bidet and stay as long as you like.
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Sure.
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Yeah...but use the spray.
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