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Hey baby! How you doin?
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I doubt I would have time to say anything before she infected me with one of her diseases and I dropped dead in my own doorway.
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OUCH!
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OMG!! It's my BFF Paris. MYOB BEEEETCH. DId YoU lIeK, gIt Ya hAiR dOnE aT lIeK a LiEk 'SpEnCiVe PlAcE??? EwEwEw YoU DiDn'T!?!?!? yOu PrObAbLy HaVe LiEk AiDs NoW!!!! yOu BeTtEr SeE a DeNtIsT oR sOmEtHiNg!!!!!
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Why are you following me??????? My wife is getting suspicious!
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"Hi, so what brings you here?" (She answers the question.) "I understand you've been having a checkered publicity lately. So, if you'd like to restore more positive connotations to your name, would you like to pay off all of my debts, and maybe give me a free ride through the rest of college? Publicizing about a good deed such as that would make more people think fondly of you."
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Sorry lass, it never would've worked out between us. While I may be a filthy, lecherous, conniving scallywag, I'm not inclined to fancy snooty spoiled, diseased whores, such as yeself, lass. I thank ye fer yer visit.(bows to kiss hand while removing several expensive rings.) No hard feelin's then luv?(Offers hug to remove priceless necklace.) Now if you'd be kind enough to remove yer limo from my drive, I'd be much obliged, thank ye.
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No, i don't offer donations.
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What the hell do you want?
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My lunch.
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Omg.. Hi bitch!
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My false teeth
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Bend over BITCH!
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Okay, where's Peter Funt?
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probably my lunch
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Would you like a room for tonight?
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Give me a thousand.
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That's Hot!!! Where's Nicole:)
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Go back to prison you skinny retard.
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vomit
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I'd probably start laughing and ask her if she can hook it up with some free money.
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vomit.
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my tongue and a little drool... then i would pick up my jaw and try to put together some type of greeting!
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How do you take your martini?
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That's hot.
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"Let me guess ... you either need a new personal trainer or a new security/body guard, and you heard I was available ... am I right?"
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Wat up hoe?
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Wow! I didnt know the United States Postal Service delivered Skanks!
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Are you wearing your panties? :P
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What did I do to deserve this? :-(
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