ANSWERS: 30
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That was crap , where's the bridesmaid ?
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Whew, what did I drink last night?.........<panics> We did WHAT??????!!!!!
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'Is it too late to cancel the whole thing???'
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I did what?
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I realized you're kinda ugly, and I want a divorce.
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I don't know who you are.
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You mean that was a real minister?
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I want a divorce.
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I'm getting a sex change operation
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lets have a baby!!!
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man Jenny.. That was great... lets hook up when I get back from the honeymoon.. Your name is not Jenny, thats you BESTFRIENDS name!!!
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"Gee, I had the worst nightmare... I had a dream that we got married!!!"
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damn your sister looked hot last night..
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"Wow, talk about regret..." ouch! :p
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i have gonorrhea
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yea....ummm that was nice sweetie...but now I TOTALLY know Im gay. Smooches!
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You were almost as good as my last wife.
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Uh....what's your name again, and how did I get here.
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You look good last night .
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Want to play xbox 360?
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Will you cook me a breakfast like mom does? You look nice in mom's nightgown. You look wet. Did I leave that damn toilet seat up again? I'm sorry about last night; the Viagra didn't kick in until 4 AM. After what you were doing to me last night, you better floss 3 times this morning. I never heard a girl fart like you did a little while ago. Vampires couldn't have gotten at me better than you did; you scratch! Did a shrimp boat stop in here during the night.
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"wow , if i knew it was going to be that bad i wouldnt have married for better or worse" haha.
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I just don't think this is going to work out, let's get an annulment.
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I didn't know you were so butt ugly without makeup.
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Ok, I got it " I have to say, you really thought that dress looked nice? I would have preferred something else." or " Wow, I didn't realize how hot your little sister has gotten!"
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Did you see that waiter? He was SOOOOO hot!
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"boy, you ate a lot of wedding cake...don't make that a habit" then grabs butt or belly
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Your brother was better
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I love you,Matthew.
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Hasta la vista, baby!
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