ANSWERS: 10
  • Now I have that sound stuck in my head.
    • Linda Joy
      What a tease! I was so looking forward to the first answer to this question and you didn't answer it!!! Just for that ,I'm glad the song is stuck in your head!! Jk of course ;)
    • Rick
      Sorry I can't think of an answer. But you have it. Because I am Rick. Lol
    • Linda Joy
      Just as I am Linda Joy!
    • Scotslass
      I am a middle aged, middle class, Scottish woman. I live by the sea with my husband and two cats.
  • An old woman who doesn't have much time left on this earth.
    • Linda Joy
      Me too! How old are you? Its ok I ask since you mentioned it, right?
    • Boola Boo
      Older than you are.
  • I am a muppet.
    • Linda Joy
      So you only come to life when someone puts their hand up your sock?
    • Linda Joy
      Do you have different voices in your head or only one? How long have you been a Muppet? Let me know if I'm being politically incorrect or offensive you're the first Muppet I've met, I'm not sure of the proper protocol.
    • beaker95
      Hi, Linda. Good to hear from you. I am not a sock. You are confusing me with Mr. PantsFellDown, who is a sticky, monkey sock. He very much enjoys having a cold hand up his sock and cums to life accordingly. Keep this secret, but, between you and me, I only pretend to be the muppet Beaker95. The reality is, I am a man from England doing some research analysis for the North Korean aqualung society. Yes, I have many voices in my head, which has left me confused and unable to operate and function as a normal human being. The truth is, I don't know who the real me is. Depending on my mood, I flip from one personality to the next, never quite fitting in or accepting what I am. You cannot offend me, because there is no me. Has this cleared everything up for you? It hasn't for me. Best wishes to you and hope to hear from you again soon.
    • Linda Joy
      Oh, my next question was going to be if you felt manipulated by others or if your thoughts were being controlled by an outside force. But now everything is clear as mud!
    • beaker95
      No, I don't feel manipulated by others. I hope my thoughts are being controlled by some outside force because that would give me an excuse for being who I am, but in reality, I do not believe they are. The mystery of egg and sperm meeting, dividing and forming all our intricate, delicate organs and other body parts is way beyond my comprehension. I am neither religious nor atheist--I am but a bewildered spectator on top of the hill, watching everything with mesmerized eyes and beleaguered spirit. Who are you, my curious friend? What do you see? How many answers have you found? Can you help me?
    • Linda Joy
      Ok, so I left the puppet humor on the comment of the Muppet that's secretly not a Muppet? Forgive me I've been playing with insomnia and have had about 6hrs sleep since Friday, I'm Linda Joy. Actual names from birth so called because there are too many Linda's in the world and a woman's last name is really just an ownership declaration anyway, right? It's only there because it's not worth the $80. it would cost to legally drop it. I'm a multi faceted curious woman and I think I'm seeing a couple of smooth talkers tag teaming my limited attention span! I haven't laughed this much in a long time! I've found oodles of answers and learned a lot! Did you happen to see the question on the difference between a motor and an engine? That one had me laughing too! The math questions had me thoroughly intimidated, and I used to think I was pretty good at math! Who would have thought there would come a time when 1+1 no longer =2? Synergy Humph! Pluto's no longer a planet and xrays are COMING OUT of black holes!! Seems like at least half of what I learned in school is no longer valid and the rest I learned off the internet and you only have to look at this thread to see how accurate THAT is! Lol And yet I'm confident that somehow in some way at some time in some small way I can indeed help you!
  • You know, Linda, 83.7% of what beaker tells you MAY just be him pulling your leg. (OR it may not. Mr Pants is never quite sure. Of anything. Though he is right about me liking a cold hand up my sock. *blink* )(Oh wait, no he ISN'T right, yea that was it. *blink blink*) Some people may come across as not mentally anchored, merely by joking around creatively. I (and possibly beaker) fall under this category. (Well, he's funny anyway, and does research, and got three woodies last week! (We're so proud of him.) (but that's another story) (..a woody is a film-making award, what'd ya think I meant? O_o)...See what I mean? It's just unrestrained creative energy (plus I find if I thump on the side of my head, like we used to do to our TV's in the 60's, it usually straightens out the vertical hold problem nicely. :D (Aw I shouldn't joke like that.) ......BTW, I left you an answer to this at another thread, because I couldn't find this one (It's okay though, because now I cant find that one either *cries* (Aw, I'm jes' kiddin') (I really cant find it though! LOL ...Glad to have you in the group Linda Joy. Welcome :)
    • beaker95
      Linda, Mr. Pants is one of my personalities of course. Just to make things absolutely clear, 103% of me does not want to remove any of your limbs, but if you want to send me some in the post, please feel free. My therapy session went very well today--my psychiatrist is managing her suicidal thoughts better and cutting down her Xanax by one quarter and her Prozac by one third, daily. She only cried twice today and that made me feel a lot happier inside. Be careful around Mr. Pants, Linda. He blinks too much and thinks his cat is real. Must go now, my Yoga class starts in twenty minutes and I haven't put my fire out yet. Welcome to our group and help yourself to refreshments.
    • Linda Joy
      I don't believe you two are the same. Thank you! I'll have a chocolate mint crackle cookie a la mode. Have a great day!
  • oops, (it double posted). (And you cant delete these you know) Oh well, here's some Grand Funk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRskZes5OVE
    • Linda Joy
      I thought the repeated blows to the head were the problem, not the solution! Thank you for your funny and warm welcome!
  • Big question. I am me. Quirky, lovable, funny me. I go by many names. I have an English pointer, and enjoy painting, kickboxing and pizza
    • beaker95
      Why do you paint your pizza?
  • I am always fine. Life is so beautiful, I can try all-time happy.
  • Oh no that who are you who who who is trampling through my head. after seeing "who are you" in my email inbox.
    • Linda Joy
      Lol
  • Just an old tramp who took to wandering around as a youngster.
    • Linda Joy
      Where did your first wandering take you? What was the best wandering experience you can recall?
    • Ice man
      Too far back to recall.
  • im pearl and i did put my picture on here
    • Linda Joy
      Pearl is my sister's middle name in my grandmother's first name.

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