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Ill take the zombies cause they are slow and they're easy to kill, a vampire its too fast and strong same with the werewolf and chuck Norris lest leave it like it is.
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Werewolf. At least if it bites me i wont turn into something else (will i?).
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I think I'd choose zombies. They aren't know as the sharpest tools in the shed. I think I could take 'em.
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definintly chuck norris just get down on the floor and and he couldnt see u.
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Zombies. Theyre so old and rotten that you could easily break them.
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I'd fight any of the first three, but not Chuck Norris. He's the only one that's not imaginary. We can ALWAYS kick the imaginary badguys' asses - hey - we write our own script- but Chuck Norris could for sure kick ours.
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i always wanted to fight a two headed dragon. i know it isn't in the list, but think of it... what a cool way to die would it be. ( i dont think i would win) ( it would be even cooler if i did won of course)
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Well considering that chuck norris has finished the song that never ends, can divide by zero, has counted to infinity twice, and is the toughest guy around i would have to say definitely not him. So yeah i would rather fight all of the other guys
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id fight the 10 zombies just because they are dead anyway, and it would be an easy kill.
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The vampire. If I got bit by them it wouldnt be that big of a loss. I'd just be a vampire and live forever and stuff.
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I think I'd vote for Chuck... I'd lose, but I'd rather lose by being kicked upside the head than by the other alternatives. Besides, if you gave up he'd back off, but you can't reason with 10 zombies or the others.
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anything but the werewolf-hed pwn me bad-zombies r weak and stupid, zampires r kewl-wouldnt b a total loss if i became one, chuck norris is a sissy-o yea, 4 all u ppl who think if bitten by a werewolf u become one, well the thing is, a werewolf wouldnt just bite you, he'd tear u 2 shreads & eat u lol ;)
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Zombies - everyone knows how to kill 'em : P They're slow too... Ooh maybe Vampire, then I could become one myself >: D
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Vampire, unless it's really fast. How old is Norris? I might be able to kick his ass if he's over 65;-)
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I would fight a vampire. I got a whole bunch of garlic and I'm not afraid to use it!
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If I fought all of them except for Chuck Norris, I'd probably win his respect and he could kick everyone else's asses for me.
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10 zombies because it looked like fun in the move Shaun of the Dead. You'll have to be quick so they won't bite you and you'd have to knock their heads off.
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i would fight 10 zombies a werewolf and a vampire
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if chuck norris is around, and you have kept him properly appeased, you wont have to fight anything, but merely watch in amazement as norris kills them all with his beard muscles
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The vampire, werewolf, and 10 zombies all at once. Just keep Norris away from me.
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Chuck Norris. Actually, I'd LOVE to fight Chuck Norris. He's trained in the same style of martial arts as I have, and I'm sure I could learn something from him. In fact, just the chess match of a sparring match would be fascinating with him. Plus, when we were done, I'd love to know how he feels about being the brunt of such a ridiculous set of mythology.
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Chuck Norris. He's not what he used to be. If Bruce Lee can beat him, then I'll just copy Bruce
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None of them. But I would love to meet Chuck Norris!
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Werewolf of London.I like the movie and the tune.It would be fun to be a hairy beast that wreaks havoc in the dead of night.
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I will take on Chuck Norris
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Vampires. They're sexy and seductive....
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10 zombies... all you need is a flamethrower. Zombies are dead. Their flesh is rotted and easy to catch on fire! C'mon. You know you've always wanted to use a flamethrower.
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Definately zombies if they are still the slow ones! least it wouldn't feel so hectic :)
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Chuck Norris. Because I can't stand him, and he does Tae Kwon Do. A mindless zombie makes a better ninja.
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Well, I'd take the vampire, werewolf, and the zombies. That way, if I ever get bitten or turned, I can use that to my advantage! =P Not to mention, I like vampires. At least, if I do die, I get to see a sexy vampire! XDDDDDDD;
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oooh chuck norris, and i'd LET him win EVERY time!!!
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10 zombies I would blow them away with my 12 GA. But then they would just come back........ How about a werewolf, I will use an M82A1 with a silver bullet from a mile away to kill it. Werewolf.
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A vampire. What's the big deal here--get a crucifix, a stake, some garlic, and a whole bunch of holy water, and you're all set! Or just annoy it until the sun rises--then we'll have a nice vampire fireworks display as well!
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A vampire. What's the big deal here--get a crucifix, a stake, some garlic, and a whole bunch of holy water, and you're all set! Or just annoy it until the sun rises--then we'll have a nice vampire fireworks display as well!
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How 'bout Richard Simmons?
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Chuck Norris: a few dead on shot gun blasts will end him suddenly.
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Vampire would be easiest because you just have to hit him in the chest with a bit of wood. Werewolf is too strong and has animal reflexes, so I wouldn't stand a chance. And it would be hard to find silver weapons. Zombies are slow, so I could just run around them as long as they're not all bunched together in an alley or corridor, because then I'd be fucked. And Chuck Norris, well, he wouldn't see me as a threat so I could just sneak up behind him and smash a bottle over his head. Then run for my life!
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I'll take the zombies -- they're easy to outrun and easy to outwit -- plus, I've got my copy of Max Brooks' book "The Zombie Survival Guide" close by...
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The chances that I would be prepared for any of this are minimal. 1. A vampire would easily overpower me or hypnotize me. Driving a knife into someone isn't as easy as it sounds and driving a jagged piece of wood into a person is nearly impossible. I couldn't stand to carry garlic all day either. 2. A werewolf would have the element of surprise and shred me to pieces (who the heck carries a silver bullet?). 3. Real zombies would scare the crap outta me. Sure I could run and find a shot gun and a chain saw, but who's to say the re-animated aren't just as fast as I am? Anyway, we have all seen the dismembered hand coming at the helpless victim. 4. Chuck Norris. He would roundhouse kick me out of my misery nice and fast. No long, drawn-out death, no pain. Even at 68 years old; realistically he could still kick my butt. He is in excellent shape.
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What have you got against werewolves?
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I'd rather fight Chuck Norris and kick his sorry buttocks! I am so sick of hearing these Chuck Norris jokes! I want to beat the crap out of him once and for all and end it!
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i think i 'll choose the vampire.
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I'll do Chuck and hope he's ''off'' his game.
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The vampire AND the werewolf AND the 10 zombies TOGETHER rather than confronting M. Norris....I'd really get killed if I fougth him!
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Vampire would be hard (I hate Garlic) WereWolf would be hard (Who carries a silver bullet) Chuck Norris would be impossible I'd pick Zombies. Easy to kill and their slow.
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well since i have been ready for the zombie apocalypse since i saw resident evil i would pick 10 zombies and btw i really do think zombies will happen one day lol
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i am a vampire hunter so do the math.:]
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10 Zombies, since I have worked with many Zombies I know how to handle them.
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I'd fight a vampire so I could try and convince her to just turn me into one :)
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None of the above! But evil-minded terrorists spread out around the globe...out to destroy what we believe, our freedoms and take us all down with it? ...then, you'd be doin' some serious talkin'!
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Vampire!! Chuck norris is to scary !
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Since I am James Bond, Bruce Lee and the Hulk all roled into one I would take them all on at the same time.
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I pick Chuck Norris. But first I would find out what his favorite cookies are and bake some. Then before the fight I'd invite him over for milk and cookies to give us strength for the battle ahead. By the time we had spent awhile chatting and sharing milk and cookies I think any kind of fighting would definitely be off the table. :)
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Well, I would get three of my friends and take the ten zombies and release them in an enclosed city..Once the city has been over run. I and my friends will go in, guns a blazing and just have a jolly ole good time.
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A vampire because all I have to do is stick him in the heart with a stake. Chuck Norris too because he will just beat me up. I'd still be alive.
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I'd fight Chuck Norris for offences against television broadcasting.
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haha id CALL chuck up and say "yo get over here now man i got a vampire, werewolf, and 10 zombies i need dead!" fun facts =]: chuck norris can divide by zero, chuck norris is so fast he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head XD chuck norris counted to infinity...twice. haha XD yeah yeah i suck at spelling -.-
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A vampire, they have much better dress sense than the others.
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Zombies. They'r slow and stupid. If the zombies are fast, though, I'd take Chuck.
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Ten zombies. At least there won't be any weird surprises like...instant regeneration or soul stealing...Besides, I could take like, 100 zombies at once. I do this all the time.
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Id fight anything that is not chuck norris. lol. have u seen him fight. :P
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what about... chuck norris with a BB gun?? nah, id take 'em all lol
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Anything, but Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!
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10 zombies,a vampire and chuck norris as a werewolf i could easaly take them out then i would spar with another werewolf
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Dear God any but Norris. Norris is the man who owned God, when he said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris replied; "say please". So by all means any other living thing.
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I'm from Houston.Chuck Norris is a puto'.An egomaniac run wild.Or as we like to call him,Chuck Nauses.
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Zombies. They move pretty slow right?
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10 ZOMBIES.
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seeing as how I AM a werewolf, i'd take them all out muwhahah
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definatly a vampire cause if it were to bit me i would gain control of its power and kill it lol .werewolves are simple just either stab nail or scratch its juggular tht will end it.10 zombies..............run no sense in fighting them just stave their arses to death lol.chuck norris he would be a lethal weapon if u posed him so hire someone to assassinate him lol
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