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egg plant
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I would run away, because she would probably lower my IQ. But at the same time I would grab my camera really quick, get a shot, print it out, then have her sign it. Then I would sell it on eBay for 3000 USD.
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Tell her to go away.
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I would flick her off
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Lysol everything she touched after she left. Hey I'd let her in... then I could say Paris Hilton was in my house!
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Make her some toast.
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Treat her just like anyone else that comes to my door. I wouldnt answer it.
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Ask her for a loan.
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ask her to leave and if she wouldnt then i would have to remove her from the premisses the take a shower to remove and stupidity viruses that i may have contracted
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pretend i wasn't home
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CLOSE THE DOOR!
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Bury her alive
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Run at her with a very large pair of knickers. That'd have her fleeing quicker than you can say 'Hilton Hotels'
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Bum money.
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Scream INTRUDER! and let the german sheperd loose.
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i would confront her smirky, mllion dollar smile and ask: what the bleep you want..you..filthy bleep! get the bleep off my doorstep..as you can see, iam not a fan of Ms. hilton...except her chihuahua
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run her off then go take a bath in bleach.
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First i would slap-a-ho then i would tell my rotty to "get her!"
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Let her in, sit her down and aske her what she is doing with her life. I would tell her about Jesus, and invite her to come and see the orphanages I support in Bali...they really live the simple life.
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Stick her in a FedEx envelope and mail her to Afghanistan.
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Tell her Nicole Ritchie was already here, maybe I could see a cat fight.
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I'd ask her if she made a wrong turn lol
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1. I would hear my doorbell ringing so I would go and answer it 2. I would open the door, see Paris Hilton standing there. I would probably have my jaw wide open, not being able to speak. 3. She'd probably ask me something really stupid. 4. After a few seconds, I would run back into my house screaming, "mommy, mommy, help me!!! Paris Hilton is at our door with a night vision camera in one hand and a copy of "One Night In Paris" in the other. Spare my life, give my step-father to her, save me!!!"
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call the police.
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get out my camera... ;P
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Throw a pie in her face and put the video on YouTube
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let my dog answer it for me... in other words, she wouldn't make it to the front step
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I'd slam the door in her face.
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I was tempted to say chain her up in the back room and torture her but the fact is i only unleash my sadism fully in self-defence or on some-one i REALLY like... so i suppose i'd content myself with looking at her with the sadly astonished disgust i actually feel at her existence and then prtending she wasn't standing outside the door waiting to some in (i leave the door open when-ever i'm home) of course, if she came in without permission... that could be construed as defense of home.. but no, she is just not attractive for me to enjoy torturing physically, or intelligent enough for me to even begin torturing mentally/emotionally.... so i'd just tell her to piss off.
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Huh. Ask her for money or laugh in her face.
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Feed her a hamburger.
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I would talk to her about the Bible and she would probably leave.
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Call the cops.
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Assuming she wasnt on the run from some crazed stalker, I'd ask her for money then shut the door.
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You know,I've got a cam-corder....... *wink wink*
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search the freezer desperately for a jenny craig meal, open it up, take the food out, and stuff it with incredibly fatsy foods. she wouldn't recognize that the box was open or know the difference anyway.
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I would tell her that she is awesome and then I would totally go shopping with her! Oh yeah!! HOOT HOOT!
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Call the tabloids, media, TMZ, everyone. And make them pay for the privilege of my misfortune. :D
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Feed her.
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Knock her over the head with my handy rolling pin and steal her clothes. Not her shoes though. (even they WOULD fit my husband) rotflmao!! btw, egg plant, your avatar and screenname are adorable.
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Her family is in the hospitality industry,I would get her to make my bed, hospital corners.
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I wouldn't let her in.
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Locke the doors and windows.
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tell herr to come iin,and tell her all about me,and tell her im her BIGGEST FAN !
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invite her in go for coffee and then go shopping oh yeah and take her to my school . =)
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lock my dogs up so they wouldn't get rabies
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feed her.
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lock the door and tell her to get something to eat
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treat her with royalty.
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I'd say, "No Solicitation" and close the door. I am so over that girl!
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Show her my bedroom decor ;)
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Hold her at gunpoint until the biohazard team arrived.
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Try and creep her out so much that she screams & runs out of the house. Then, of course, Put the video on youtube and/or sell it to Today Tonight. Then maybe a few people will watch. I could also sell it on eBay... I'll be a millionaire!!
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I'd invite her in, offer her something to drink and have a chat with her.
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Faint after coming to know she is Paris. She dresses (nearly) like all other girls
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Scream my head off, knock her out with a frying pan and bury her alive. Then I'd get my house fumigated to make sure I don't catch any mutated STDs.
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Lock the door.
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if it involved sex, i'd put a condom on, then put another one over top of that for my safety...never know what's crawled up in there...
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I would treat her as I would treat anyone else ... She has not done anything to me for need to be nasty ... Although I would ask her to limit the use of her video camera :) Yes Moto is weak ... and will not turn from beauty.
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i would shoot her in her head. she is a dyke!!!!
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Sanitize it after she left.
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Pull down my pants
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Pretend to be out - got no time for airheads.....
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ask her what she wanted...
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nothing, including opening the door.
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I would say shoot her, but firearms are illigal in the U.K. so I'd use my good 'ole fists.
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Slam the door in her face,hopefully hitting that big nose of hers.
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Kiss her ass and hope she takes me shopping!
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all tell her to invite me to a mall
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