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This place is driving me crazy!
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"I was just doing what the voices were telling me to. I'll stop obeying them."
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Lemme out of here!
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I belong heeeere...*HISSSSS*
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I'm not crazy, you are!
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Let me go, or I will kill every person in this building, starting with YOU!
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I'm as sane as you are.
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I have conversations with god every night
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-They- put me in here to do research. My research has been completed. Release me now before -they- come and steal me from my room.
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You're the one thats crazy....not me!
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The voices, they told me that... That they'll go away, if you let me out.
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My name is Sarah Connor. Im not crazy, Im just being sought after by Robots from the future who look human and want to kill me.
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I think the doctors and the employees are plotting something terrible against me, therefore I have to leave.
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I am just as sane as you are doctor!
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The voices inside tell me that you are the enemy
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If you don't let me out that pink bunny in the corner will bite you.
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Can I at least have my aluminum foil hat back?
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I can't stay here if you have no tin foil... If I can't have Tin foil they will gain access to my hard drive and I will be found and my internal organs eaten by "them" If I can't have foil... I must leave. *Then try to walk through the wall using my transmogulator. Which of course doesn't work in pink painted rooms.
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I was the one who starred in "Slingblade" why don't you believe me! and its not a slingblade its a Kaiser blade.................
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Come on doctor, do you know how much it will cost to keep me in here?
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We're better, really!
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Release me!! The Emperor demands it!
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look, this is a complete misunderstanding!!! **jerking on the straitjacket** really!!! i know how this sounds. lol!
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If you don't let me go, my collection of talking potatoes will kill you in your dreams.
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B-But the voices in the dark well get me if you don't let me out, THEY'LL GET YOU TO!
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Realizes hissing have after to and harvesters movement almost elemental!
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I accidentally left my penis at home without any food or water and I am concerned that if I don't check in on him he might not make it. TM
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We will be good, we promise. We won't listen to those voices anymore.
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Institute or Institution?
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catch 22.
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I am one of the doctors here and I have been assigned to report on your performance in handling a mentally well patients... any inconvenience or negative experience here will be documented and listed with________ boss's name here...... actually that one will work... It would be much worse to say that you would be a terrorist if they did not release you... actually that could work too... just don't say you are the rightful heir to the king of the underworld
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Trust me! I am not the crazy one in here.
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Saying I am healed!
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You can have my pajamas and my room if you let me out.
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I just need to step out to run some errands ...
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I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
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You people are CRAZY to keep me here like this! Release me immediately!
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"The devil told me last night to get out and spread his word!"
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I,Charles Manson have been reformed and am no longer a threat to society..
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I'm all better and so am I
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will someone hand me a noose,i wanna hang myself.
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I've always wanted to be a hobo
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Its okay, Im only going to 'sleep' when I get home, nothing to worry about
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Can I have all those different colors of pills to take with me , that are in the medicine cabinet over there , the other nurse said I could
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I don't suffer from insanity, I relish in it.
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