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Hide ;)
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Start a fire which will distract him while he is stomping it out.
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Close myself in the house and call animal control.
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Wonder how I got a backyard, seeing I don't have one now.
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Call Animal Control
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Call it in for coffee.Then we would discuss the current affairs and then i would wave her goodbye and tell her to come back soon.I'll miss you bear :_| In other words there are no bears where i live and my house doesn't have a backyard.
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Stay inside
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A bare what? :)
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get a jar of honey and call eor to play with him
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Throw a jar of honey in my neighbors yard. :-)
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prepare a picnic basket and get a golf club in case he looks the gift horse in the mouth
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Stay indoors. If you are outside, move to a safe place fast! Polar bears are the norm here in Barrow, AK......:) My 2 cents.
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Ask my next door neighbor in. The first time he has set foot on my property in years.
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I'd try to ride it, same as the moose.
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I would let my dogs inside and then I would go to the market and get some fish. I would return home and go out to my backyard and feed the bear and make him my new pet. Forget a watchdog---I got a bear! lol
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I’d wait for him to leave. If he were in *my* backyard, he’d probably be more interested in the acres and acres of vegetables on the abutting farm.
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I would charge him with a rusty bowie knife ala Davey Crockett screaming "it's on now beyatch."
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well if it was a baby i would keep it.
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Stay out of it's way.
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Grab my camera and snap some photos...that is, from the safety of my house...then I'll call 911. >.<
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Call the papers and then go in my backyard and tame it with a chair. I'd make lots of money off of those pictures of a bear who somehow got into the middle of a suburban neighborhood and chose my little backyard to poop in!
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I would call the fish and game people. i wouldnt want to scare it away, as it would just cause havoc some place else. I might call the county sherriff. I might just call nine one one for starters.
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say cheese :)
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I have had bears in my backyard. They are pretty harmless for the most part. They usually just go away on their own.
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call the animal control or the police.
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call the bear police
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I'd get my lightweight, 5.56 mm caliber, air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed M-16 assault rifle from my locker and I would plant several rounds in the bear's vital organs (around the head and torso areas)... then I'd invite all of my neighbors over my house for barbecue!!! Mother nature can be provider sometimes!
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SCREAM Laugh cry ! Laugh some more then ring someone to help! :P
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Grab the camera!!!! What an awesome event!! Then I would call 911 so that the bear can be relocated before it gets hurt or hurts someone else. If I lived next door to a troll, I'd lure it over there and open a door or window and throw in some honey, then call the troll over.
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I'd be real surprised because I am in a city. However, there are bears about 30-35 miles away. One was spotted at the Dairy Queen
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I live in Idaho, so there's a good chance that has happened before. Usually we just see foxes, deer, raccoons, animals like that, but there have been a few bear sightings before.
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First, I'd crap my pants. Second, I'd think...why is there a bear in my yard in the city? Did one escape the zoo? Third, run inside and call animal control.
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chuck a huge piece of meat over the neibours fence(cause i dont like 'em
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Enjoy watching him, take photos of him, call the dog inside so she doesn't scare him, hope he doesn't rip down the bird feeders again. We often see bears, though usually they are on the other side of the pond or eating berries in the front patches. But we've had them come up to the house and even climb up the side of our log house, using it as a ladder to rip off our feeders. And the noseprints on our glass door were kind of scary to see LOL!!! Here's a photo of some bear tracks along our window before we finished the house:-)
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One was spotted in the town I live in last week. I would call the resident state trooper, make sure the neighbors were warned and take videos.
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lock all the doors and hide lol
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Watch it with mild intrest while calming calling animal control, and wonder how it got over the 9 ft. fence. I hope it dosen't get in the pool.
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the same thing I did last time, watch it till it left
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TAKE A PICTURE OF IT.
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