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Don't make stupid decisions before thinking about them first. Then go ahead and make them so that when somebody asks you, "What were you thinking?" You will have an honest answer for them!
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Treat others they way you would like to be treated.
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Don't be so hard on yourself, most people are more screwed up than you will ever be... Live, laugh, love... Treat everyone the way you want to be treated. Life is too short to worry about the past, make your future who you are. Some mistakes are too good to only try once. Always carry a map and a bible, in case you find yourself lost.
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Don't pee into the wind. It's gross
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we are dough and a schoolboy error... -
Beat Covid, Avoid Republicans Farting is worse.
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Spend less time on this site.
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we are dough
and do what...?
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Always keep a roll of duct tape handy.
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we are dough
and some vaseline....
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Enjoy it while you can, and help the less fortunate/disabled enjoy it too, if you can.
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we are dough
Are you a Miss World contestant...?
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I've found that the majoritie of people are idiots, so just be different from everyone else and you'll be fine.
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we are dough
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Linda Joy
Here's another one if you're going to call others idiots at least be able to spell majority correctly, or it will make YOU look like the idiot!
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Wear sunscreen.
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we are dough
even in bed...?
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You can't get out of life alive. So live today, like there is no tomorrow.
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we are dough
Can I rape and pillage....?
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Don't
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Keep your mouth shut and do as you are told! Works ever time. Jan.09
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Heres a handfull of good life tips. #1 Dont tug on supermans cape-#2 dont spit into the wind-#3 dont pull the mask of the old lone ranger # 4 whatever you do you dont mess around with Jim! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_mUtno-p8
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Don't eat yellow snow, and no matter how good the soap smells don't leave the restroom sniffing your fingers!
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Beat Covid, Avoid Republicans
Sounds to me like you are speaking from experience. lol
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dont be a nasty person
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Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
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Mind your own damned business unless lives are at stake.
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Life is lived day to day. 😏Expect there will be bad days.😒 Plan for those days.😌 Be prepared.😉
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Live, Love and Laugh!
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Your life is like a flower because you get to grow as your own person. Control freaks will have a problem with a person being an individual. See these control freaks as a stepping stone and skip past them. Life can be like a seesaw because we all have our ups and downs mentally speaking. There are struggles in life we will face which each of us can overcome in our own time. It’s not life that is either good or bad for a person since it’s to do with the people they are surrounded by and how they get treated. Life struggles is what everyone goes through even those who are delusional to think there is nothing wrong with them. Everyone has their own problems. Sometimes when a person falls in life they must learn to pick themselves up once again. Some people need guidance to do this by the right person. Don’t get brainwashed by mind control freaks and do your own thinking
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Listen closely to the lyrics in the Moody Blues song "22,000 Days". (The gist: life expectancy is only 22,000 days. Everything in your life - including annoyances - ought to be considered in that perspective.)
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Start saving for retirement at a young age so you can live a comfortable life when you are older.
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Learn from the past. Prepare for the future Enjoy the present because tha is what it is a present to you..
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You can never have so many friends that you can afford to lose one.
Angster Gangster 
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