ANSWERS: 100
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surprised and startled, she is dead.
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Give her a hug.
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Can I pick which ex? If so I would aim and shoot.
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Not answer.
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I would freak, because I dropped her off at the airport yesteday.
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I'd probably pass out from shock, when I came to, I'd tell him to get the hell out.
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I would punchasize his face for free.
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Shut the door before I did something I would regret. I was used for my money in my last relationship.
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Close the door and call the police.
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He would not be allowed in.
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Welcome her in and offer her a drink.
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freak out, close the door, something like that
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The first thing would be to invite her in. Maybe dim the lights. Stretch out on the bearskin rug in front of the fire. Pour a coupla snifters of Courvasier. Start a Barry White album. And then... Switch on a college football game.
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Give him a big kiss and tell him that i miss him!!!!!
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Invite him in and show him how much better my life is since we parted, 22 years ago.
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I'd tell them I didn't know I had an ex?
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I'd be really happy to see him so I'd give him the biggest hug ever and hope he stays all day :)
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Invite him /her to come in and have a drink.
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I've got a whole bunch of things that I'd think about doing to her and none of them are good.
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I would have to hold my fiance back because my fiance would beat the living crap out of him. Long story as to why.
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moan its near my bedtime
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Watch my brother beat the %*#& out of him... and my dad would probably join in. Heck, my mom, at 4'11 and 90ish pounds would get in there too.
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I'd welcome him in and let him visit a while. That's not likely to happen because his new wife is very jealous of me. (Silly woman!)LOLOL!!
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boy, I'd be cookin me a fat one...
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Ask him if he brought me anything good? lol flowers,candy?
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id be happy cuz im stilll good friends with all my ex's
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I would call a cop. He knows better.
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I would invite him in for coffee so he could see how much better I'm doing without him
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I wouldnt mind Id be happy to see him. It wasnt really a bad break up we talked a few days ago and we are friends with just a tad of a spark still.....
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I'd say to him: Well, I guess it is true, that People Do rise from the Dead. And then I would faint. (He died back in the 1990s).
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If that's all you did, I might be concerned. 8D
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i`d put the kettle on and say whats up
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Wonder who the hell she is, considering I don't have an ex.
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Depending on which one, my main one that my son belongs too passed away & I like Frank would pass out if he showed up on my door step. However if he was really just in a witness protection program & not really dead I would ask him if he wanted a quickie because he was really good in bed!!!!
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ask her what the hell she was doing here? she lives over 600 miles away, and I broke up with her a few years ago . besides, I'm in a happy relationship now, she should know better than to do such a thing. she still bugs me...tried to call a couple times tonight but I didn't answer the phone...so, she sent an email which I ignored....grrrr!
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i'd punch him in the face
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When he'd look through the eye-hole I'd shoot him. Only kidding. I just wouldn't open the door.
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go and let the dogs out
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I would be nice to her but, show her my new wedding ring. I'd tell her thanks for the good times but they are only memories. I'd wish her a happy and successful life. I do not wish any ill will on her but I have moved on.
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I'd assume he's picking the kids up. If not, I certainly wouldn't answer the door!
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call her a cab and send back to Hell
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If it was one paricular ex, I'd kick him in the crotch. He was a jackass.
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depends on which one & if they needed help or not!
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laugh b/c I'm not home!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... 'salrite
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Laugh and slam the door.
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Id beat up the self righteous idiot
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nothing especially not open the door.
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i'd be surprised he knew where my partner and i live. second, i'm not home so it wouldn't matter...but all that aside if he showed up at my door I'd answer it, laugh til there was no tomorrow, give the old fucker a hug and say, "what the hell are you doing here?"
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Well, hes dead..so if he showed up at my house right now I'd be seriously freaked out.
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I would invite her in for coffee and chat - platonically. And I would hope that my s/o didn't drop by.
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i'd talk to him and see were it goes from there because i still have feelings for him
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wonder who the hell he was, as i'm not sure if i'd recognise him. but if i did, i'd say hello, whats up lol
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Demand 8 years of back child support, then call my hubby.He's been waiting for that man to show one day.
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Have sex, probably.
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I would be very very surprised! Any significant ex's of mine live in Greece! I would be kind of pissed off coz my boyfriend is coming over in half an hour! I would probably arrange to meet them tomorrow for a coffee or lunch, but they couldn't stay at my place.
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Kiss them on the cheek, smile, then close the door
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If ex-husband..... I'd call Ghostbusters! If ex-boyfriend.... last one? I'd ask how I might help him, because clearly his car must have coincidently broken down outside my door. I'd call AAA and give him coffee or tea as he preferred, ask how he was, be otherwise friendly and polite, and when the AAA truck arrived, wish him well and say goodbye (again.)
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id say what do you want and why are you here?
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I'm so ticked off with him...>:( I'd hog tie his ass and throw him out on my front lawn!
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I'd say 'you have to do more than that. More than just show up and expect me to get back together with you. You have to regain my trust'
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I'd probably have sex with him... So I hope he doesn't show up at my house anytime soon because I can't go through that relationship again.
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I would tell him to get his ass off my porch!!
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I would talk to him and see what he has to say.
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I'd probably die of shock, knowing that he passed away a few years ago.
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Grab my dad's hunting rifle and show him the way out...*aims gun*
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Turn the telly down and dive on the floor.
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Ask him if his mom drove him here. LOL!!!!!!!!
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slap him
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i would start crying and then punch him in the nose.
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ask how he got my address, and seeing as he would have flown from australia and i have no feelings towards him good or bad, i might ask him if he wants a cup of tea
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Come to the door half dresssed, and with water spritzed on my face as if I was scrambling around for my clothes. Then turn my head, yell towards the back room, "Oh it's no one baby! I'm coming sweetie!" Then tell him, look I've gotta go, I've never went this many rounds with you!
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well first i would go to the door since its sunday i would be wondering who it was the when i saw her i woulD have a hart attack i live in washingtion and she lives in californa and i haven seen her in years
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I am not sure I would recognize him. I have not seen him in over 20 years. If I did realize it was him, I guess I would say 'Hi, how's it going?'
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Depending on the ex... The one who dumped me, I would probably cry and wonder what he wanted. The one I dumped, I'd roll my eyes and ask my Dad to go take care of him.
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i would ask him why he came..hes my friends brother so i see him alot
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I would ask "To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?" in my best sarcastic voice.
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Haha I'd slam the door lock it and turn the TV up really loud!
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i would fall into his arms and tell him how much ive missed him
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Hide because I've gained weight.
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Since she would not be here without a very good reason, I would let her in, make some coffee, and hear what the important reason for her to be here was.
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Have a good chat and possibly mention making out. Haha.
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I am sure I would faint. He died in February.
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I would tell him to leave, and that I am more happy with who I am with now
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Kick him where it hurts and slam the door in his face. Not worth my time....
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I would put on some makeup. Fast!
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I would start by asking him how he got my address.
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I would invite him in, offer him some wine or coffee, and as he is about to leave, tell him what a fucker he is and give him a huge fistful of my iron! Okay, no, I might just shoot him for that matter.
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gwt together
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I would say well would you like me to call the cops for goin stalker mode, and get your ass arrested in a country that you dont even have citizenship in? NO, didn't think so. *SLAM!*
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id be amazed... seeing as she passed away a couple years ago.
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Kill him :)
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Give him a hug, ask him how life is going, etc. Probably invite him in for coffee. Sure, he's my ex, but there's no real hard feelings. It just...didn't work out. No biggie.
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Seduce him
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I wouldnt b happy because it would cause me all sorts of problems with my current partner
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i would proboly feel really happy inside but really curious , and be like um why are you here ? :L
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Well id invite him in for some tea as we are still good friends even though when we are together there is a lot of tention, but then i love my new boyfriend so i know id never do anything! Plus id talk about him while he was there just to show him what he has missed out! hehe :)
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smack the shit out of him. We were still friends but he still liked me but i'm with someone else and he hates that i haven't choosen him. He's been a really big asshole for the last 2 weeks ans haven't talked to him in a while...
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I would probably talk to him and tell him that what he did had no affect on me whatsoever. (he cheated) It really didnt bother me, as a matter of fact I was relieved. Then I would tell him i'm doing well and what the hell does he want?
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Ask him if he needs a place to stay, since he would be out of state.
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