And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?
by 
Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY
ANSWERS: 56
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Since it doesn't exist everyone is worthy ....
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I have a talking parrot and a bottle of rum. :)
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I say ARRRRRR and Yo Ho Ho very well and I watched all three movies. ;-D Edit: You don't think I'll have to change that to "Yo Ha Ha, do you?
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I speak six languages. I have a degree in Astronomy. I know how to use both a compass and a sextant. I have a degree in Chemistry, and lots of military training in explosives and artillery. I know a lot about first aid, Chinese herbal medicines, fitness, and nutrition. I am a sword master with my 7th degree black belt in Tanaka-Ryu Ninjitsu. I can take and/or give orders very well and would make an excellent 2nd in command. My honour is more important to me than my own life, so there would be constant loyalty to both the ship and its captain, with absolutely no risk of mutiny from me. __________ ... and I do NOT consume alcohol, so, not only will I never be making any drunken errors, but my rum ration can go to the captain !!!
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I could swab yer decks..
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I'm a bitch with flexible morals.
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Well ... lets see.. um, i LOVE rum, i can cook, i can swim... eh... oh i look ok with a black eye patch, i can also talk like a pirate (yo ho ho and all that) and i think youre the greatest!!! :) so.. AM I IN???????
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I don't think I am, I know I am... but is the Black Pearl worthy of me?
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I have plenty of rum and I'm good with a compass:P
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I'm a party animal and look pretty good in a Pirate hat . I've even perfected my Arrrrg !
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You'll need someone who knows their way around a galley. I bake a pretty mean brownie. with or without the Green.
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I know how to get booty. I've dropped anchor in many a port. I can tell a porthole from a poopdeck (and I'm not afraid to swab one). And finally, I'm very comfortable with seamen.
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I can keep up with you ;)
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It's my booty.
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I'm worthy coz I said so. You didn't wanna argue the point did you Capt'n ?
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I am very good with a sword, savvy?
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im a cleptomanic....nuff said
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Because you would never tell me "no" if I wanted something.And I'm damn good with a sword.
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I have the map:)
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I am a good cook and make wonderful jello shots. :P
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Because I'm Elizabeth the Pirate King Swann!! ;~)
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Well I like to drink, can keep up with the best! I'm a damn good cook, and if needed I can make beautiful flower arrangement to put in all the rooms. Oh and so many other things I'm good at like I am VERY bossy when needed so I could manage the crew. Besides that I could charm the pants off most men...so.....
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When I'm drunk I've been known to communicate with sea creatures.
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the card that you signed after the gift of 4 cases of rum.
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Somebody has to have sex with the Captain and that person should be me (providing Mr Depp is in full costume of course).
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I know how to lick the kraken.
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I have ten barrels of rum and I have baked some rum fruitcakes for this coming Christmas. Ps. I can navigate well too and a good shooter. I can build bio weapons too. :)
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I've got a sailing background. I'm great with animals so I should get along well with the rest of the crew. I'm a terrific cook that can whip up a meal in the roughest of seas. I have spent many years doing carpentry and sewing and fixing things small and large. I am completely loyal and never divulge secrets sworn upon me.
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What makes you think you're worthy to captain it?
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Captain Jack..I have served you well in your prior, temporary capacity as Jetpack Leader when MentalMum was on holiday in Spain..I think (I hope) I proved my devotion at that time and I will continue to do so if given another opportunity! :)
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I'm stronger than I look. And I can tie knots. And I bring my own rum. And I'd raise hell if it left without me with the rest of this fine crew on board...
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*slips off "Jack" garb* Very Old Man: Truth be told, I never sailed a day in me life. I figure I should get out, see the world while I'm still young.
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I'm hot, I love Pirates, I love the look of people's faces once they get screwed over, [Much more importantly I like to put it there!] I can hold my Licquor, I'm a great liar, I'm basically fearless, I'm kneiving, and I put out. :] That should be enough.
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I am the Viking decendent of Eric the Red and Leif Erikson on my mother's side and the great great granddaughter of Lafitte on my father's side. Somehow there's also a bit of Amazon blood. Making me a natural sailor and a warrior of both land and sea! And the enemy always thinks I look so sweet and helpless - a priceless attribute to exploit.
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Because there's not another man in the land that can wield a cutlass as I can Cap'm! Give me your orders and they'll be carried out without hesitation!
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My pirate skills: I am a plunderer I am a pillager I like Rum I don't mind poking people with a cutlass I don't mind eating hard tack I can say "Aaarrrggghhh and Ahooooyyyy" I know the song "Fair Spanish Ladies" I am a certified 3d degree Rapscallion I am not afraid to pull up a skirt and administer corporal punishment I am an ISO certified seeker of booty.
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Years of experience sitting on my butt bossing people around. Besides which, if there's jewelry in the name, I'm there;)
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Just look at these eyes, mate!
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The laydazes all rave about my "yardarm," and when I jibe, there's no telling where my boom's going to go.
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I'm good at finding treasures. Check out these "jewels".
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Arrrrgh!!! me can cook delicious seafood ..ha ha
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I look cute on boats......;P
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I am a newly adopted pirate king... I discovered a love for the ocean.. so I thought I'd try this again...
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weeeel lets see here shall we. iam a high ranking wench on this ship and i got me sword, me pistol. and this.
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Arrrr!!! yeah matey.
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Because i have crustations on my feet
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My ancestors: my father served in the US navy for 8 years. I had an uncle who served in the Navy during WWII, he won a Silver Star and a Purple Heart. My grandfather said there were British Admirals in our family.
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I can show ye the way to many treasures.
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well i can swim, and dont mind having captain jack as a captain also i can drink rum and fire a rifle so surely i am fine to crew the black pearl.
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I served 4 years in the United States Coast Guard as a BM3, and I am plenty sea worthy of the Pearl. Also, no one on the ship would have to worry about me getting sea sick. I have what some people would refer to as permanent sea legs. I guess I was born with them cause ever since I served in the Guard, I never once got sick. I am also a born leader, and I would definately not allow any mutiny to take place aboard my vessel. But if a mutiny did occur, I would just find a couple of sea turtles and lasso them with my back hair.
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I served 4 years in the United States Coast Guard as a BM3, and I am plenty sea worthy of the Pearl. Also, no one on the ship would have to worry about me getting sea sick. I have what some people would refer to as permanent sea legs. I guess I was born with them cause ever since I served in the Guard, I never once got sick. I am also a born leader, and I would definately not allow any mutiny to take place aboard my vessel. But if a mutiny did occur, I would just find a couple of sea turtles and lasso them with my back hair.
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Well, i'm 5'8" tall, got a certificate for first aid, and unemployed. What better way to start the Black Pearl.
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Good with a compass Have sailed since I was 6, I own a houseboat Can Sail Can Swim Can Cook Swordsman Backbelt In Karate and Judo Trained with all guns Bust more important I have the map I have my own hat I have plenty of rum
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i slayed a 1000 monsters to get here
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I love: rum Pirates Sailing Sea I am: Adventurous not afraid to die dosent feel awkward working with men- :D Knows fencing Willing to work 4 Capn. Jack Sparrow and Capn/ Barbossa
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I'm a former Navy Boatswain's Mate I'm a loot-a-holic I'm good at repairing clothes and restoring furniture I have my own sword I have fiery Scottish spirit I can make coffee- everyone loves coffee right?
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