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I hope you enjoy the wine my wife picked it out.
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Comment on the size of her mother's breasts and if they are real and that the bald spot on her father's head looks like a maps of the Adriatic Sea.
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If your bf it's man I'd like to do your mom and if it's your gf it's man I'd like to do your dad. I like your daughter/son because they are easy.
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So, which room is ours???
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We're gonna have to cut this short. I've got to meet with my parole officer in an hour.
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Ok so you got any naked pictures of her from when she was like 12?
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I can't stay long it's my husband's birthday....I have commitments you know.
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*For a guy* *To the father* Don't worry, my intentions are the same as yours were when you were my age.
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yes she is great, but its your son Ireally love!
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yes I am a widower, 14 times sadly, but accidents do happen
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"You know, I don't know who taught her to suck like that, but damn, that daughter of yours has got a knack. Look at her work that straw!"
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Don't worry, we don't do anything that we can't explain to the paramedics.
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Anything sexist or racist.
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brb, I gotta go take my STD medication.
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What a nice spread! Prison grub is really awful compared to this. or Can we move this along? I've got a date with another loser in about an hour. :o)
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This is my first attempt at a heterosexual relationship.
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Oh, hey Mr. ___, remember me?! I'll never forget that 100 buck tip. *wink wink* What, what? By the look on your face I feel I said the wrong thing.
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Have I mentioned that I have no job, no apartment, and no money? Susie said you would love to have us here for a while.
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Ask the dad "Hey, you got any condoms handy?, how 'bout some viagra?"
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don't worry sir, we have protected sex. we lock the door everytime we do it so no one can walk in. oh and she could suck the chrome off a lug nut.
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I never thought anyone would love me with this scorching case of herpes but your son does and now here I am meeting the whole fandamily*blushes*
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To the Dad - "Wow look at your Wife (elbows him), now I know where your daughter gets her good looks from. Wanna switch partners later?"
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so you can have ugly parents and still produce a pretty child ? ***** Wow Mrs_____ hope your daughter grows up to be as hot as you. ***** So this is your dad ? Then who was the other guy I saw your mom kissing ? *****
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Hello, Mrs. so-and-so. What month are you?
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Can I borrow five bucks? Are you hiring? Didn't I see you the other day at the precinct? Man, you're hot. Are you by any chance planning to get a divorce soon?
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"So. Meeting the parents, huh? I never had to do that just to bang the last girl...."
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Your son/daughter is great in bed, but he/she didn't get their looks from yall.
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"Oh i'm sure the STD I have him will go away soon" lol oops
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I'm pregnant.
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I met him in a gay strip club =]
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"So, Mrs. (insert name), how old were you when your ass got that big? Just wondering, so I know when I'll have to dump your daughter.
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So how do you feel about grandchildren? Surprise!
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