What's a good comeback when someone says to you "Why are you so stupid?"
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Habba Wants Pizza
ANSWERS: 67
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May favourite is simply "OK"
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Daaaaa!!!!!!!.........M.C.S.
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Takes one to know one.
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Oh that's *nothing!* I'm way smarter than the president of the US!
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Because I was trying to imitate you
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I'm sorry, can you phrase your question mono-syllabically? I couldn't quite understand what you said there. ;)
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because i practise at it every day
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because i decided i wanted to be like you
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"Yes dear, keep taking the pills"
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Because I wanna be like you.
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Why are you so fugly?
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why is your face so stupid
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' Cuz, I wanna be like you.
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*blank stare* *blink, blink*
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"Great minds think alike so you must be just as stupid as me."
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I'm a reflection of you. That makes two of us. I was wondering how long it would take for you to realize that. Awwww ... you are brilliant !!
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Assuming I wanted to continue conversing with such a rude person, I would probably say 'Because you bring previous unknown qualities out in me!" Followed by 'Pistols at dawn, sirrah!" - oh, wait - we can't do that anymore...shame....
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Liberal? Me? No way!
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because you voted for the wrong guy
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When I saw your face I was stunned speechless. Didn't think people as ugly as you really existed. Now I can't think properly. It hurts my brain to look at you. :(
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We went to different schools. You were taught how to survive in this world. I was taught how to help the world survive you.
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REMIND ME AGAIN WHY I SHOULD CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
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"Years of practice, what's your excuse?"
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With an amused face say, "Oh my gosh, my reflection can talk!" "Because I don't want to left you alone in this world" with a normal tone Smile and say, "It's a advantage. When I make mistakes, people will just shake their head and accept it. That's a privilege that a genius like you will never understand"
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In a Forest Gump voice say ' Momma always said, Stooopid is as stoooopid does'
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why are you so ignorant?
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I was trying to make you look smart.
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my apologies, i was trying to speak so you'd understand! or why is your mom so stupid? or oooh! you just used a word with TWO syllables! im so proud!
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"I'm smart enough to know there's no point in trying to educate an ill-mannered fool like you."
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Quote Stan Laurel who said "I am not as stupid as you look!"
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So you will understand me when I .. hang on, I'll say it slower: SSsssoooo yyyyoooouu wwwwiiillllll ....
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Look! A talking vegetable!
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Because I enjoy being outside the range of normative averages by at least one standard deviation from the mean. How about you?
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The apple dosen't fall far from the tree mom!
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Its because i am unique.
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i guess ur stupidity was contagious so it seeped into my brain haha
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Dunno but someone just said that to me in here.. SNIFFLE :(
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"Im' too stupid to know that. Help me and tell me why you are?"
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"Not sure, but you probably need a license to be that ugly. Also, i slept with your wife. And mother. And father. His dick was small, kinda like yours, but bigger."
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Here's one, "If you were so smart, you wouldn't have to ask me." :D
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because it's fun
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Fuck you bitch! suck my dick...
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"To catch up with your kind of thinking"
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I'm a certified genius, what are you?
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"What do you expect ... ??? I'm learning from YOU."
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"You think I'm stupid, you should see my brother!" "He stupid clear over like this!"
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ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer
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Because I follow your shining example.
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I thought i was stupid until I met you.
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try saying...."it's not me that's stupid, it's your dumbass that can't comprehend...now go make yourself useless somewhere else"
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I'm sorry to have disappointed you. How long did you say that you have had to deal with a problem in perception?
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Because you touch yourself at night.
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was told to dumb myself down when conversing with you
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I'd say "Probably for a similar reason why you're so ignorant."
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i guess i learned that from being beside you :)
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"I'm terribly sorry, could you please reiterate your inquiry with a more simplistic series of words? I did not quite find the main subject to your inquiry."
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I think it's due to the company I keep.
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Well ooobivously, you're no mensa member yourself. haha!
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Because I was looked after and took my fiber in liquid form and on a consistant basis, especially when rewiring the house backward on the see saw.
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I'm not. I tried dumbing it down so we could communicate.
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Aping you.
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say because i saw your face
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maybe you hate me? or maybe you think that i'm stupid becuase you think i'm better than you, smarter in a sense that person the person whose calling you stupid doesn't know better and you're thinking twice about what or that person is saying isn't true or he or she might be jelous of you, but that person doesn't want to ammit it. yeah "{ "} i hope this have or will helped you "}
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Don't say anything. Later that night, go to thier mom's house and write the most offensive things you can come up with in big letters with indelible paint on all the exteior walls. If you feel frisky, spay paint any pets wandering around outside. That'll teach 'em.
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... fooled you didn't I? ... you see it is always easy for a genius to appear stupid, but it is impossible for a stupid dummy to appear genius, as you should know by now ...
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You hop on the internet to have people think of a response for you, obviously proving whoever insulted you wrong.
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Because you can't handle an intelligent person.
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