ANSWERS: 25
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lock the little ones in the basement and call the cops saying we got another frighting sight in our yard please take care of it .
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Oh. Him again. He's harmless. I'd point and laugh.
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Call the police on an indecent exposure (in more than one way).
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I'd say "Mom! Dad's been in the cooking sherry again!"
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I would take a closer look and realize it was my Mother-in-Law and tell the kids to help Nana in,...
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has this happened to you before or has this been you before?
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Looks like George's divorce went through.
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film it and post it on youtube.
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I would shoot at him of course.
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Show him that I was free to kick his ass
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911. Hello. There's a naked man running through my yard.
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that would be me, im morbidly obese an regularly go galloping thrugh the garden naked, someone stole my flag though:)
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Let my dog out.
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I'd probably call the police. Of course I'd do the same if he was skeletally thin, or any size in between. Not sure what his being morbidly obese has to do with it unless one is cacomorphobic.
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I'd pull out one of my swords and mention to him my freedom to slice and dice whenever I please.
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I might laugh and videotape it and put it on YouTube if I have the time.
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Insert my size 12 Nike in his ass then call the cops.
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LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!!!! then offer some lemonade..big people get tired and thirsty too.
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i would call an ambulance, because the guy is obese and their is almost no chance of him not having a hard attack of being naked running around in public out side while protesting, probably in the heat
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Change his sign to read, 'Call 911 immediately and bill me because I'm obviously dysfunctional and need help right away!'
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Laugh, tell the kids to look and put my thumbs up to the man who gave me free entertainment!
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Call the local TV News and see how long it takes for the police to arrive?
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i would lmao and hide my cat's eyes, might give them nightmares.
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he is free to come and go as long as lawful....indecent exposure is not....and going through your yard is not ....
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I would gun down that fat piece of lard and use him as fertilizer ha. Seriously though I would probably floor the nutter.
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