ANSWERS: 76
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Fire ants
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A colony of fire ants.
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Scorpions and tin foil. :)
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superglue
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Elemental Sodium.
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Dry Ice.
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Crabs.
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Biscuits.
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posion ivy leaves
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your pet piranha
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Chlamydia
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Liquid Nitrogen.
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Razor blades.
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A cactus, perhaps?
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Chocolate Some of the other answers may be painfully worse, but chocolate would be a bad idea. Think of the sticky mess and the likely embarrassment at the laundromat!
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A lit cigarette.
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A severed human head when going through airport security! Let me tell you, they really don't take kindly to it!
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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich
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A razor.
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Already chewed chewing gum.
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A Bottle Rocket.
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business cards
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A pair of scissors.
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portable ant farm
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Icy hot ointment.
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my cat skippy, he likes to nip
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An angry Badger.
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It's not the worst, but it's not a good idea and someone I know has done it : Your dental apparatus.
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Hydrogen Cyanide.
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Fleas.
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A live hippo.
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Well, we have a lot of chipmunks and bears around here, also some hungry bluejays. So I'd say granola in my panties.
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Ice cream would get mighty sticky. And a bear...
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My chlamydia and mayo sandwich...with the toothpick holding it together.
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An electric eel.
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A python...
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A Gerbil?
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bee or wasp
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A cactus:)
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hot soup
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I don't store things in my underwear. I carry a purse. :o)
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An irate badger!
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Ant hill.
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an ice cream? or maybe some rice pudding?
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a glob of pudding. someone might think its something else...
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razor blades and toffee apples
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A swiffer...
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A Potato - especially if you placed in the back of your underwear.
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A vibrating mobile phone...
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Unless they want to be pregnant, semen
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a nuclear bomb
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Ice cubes.
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trash
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spiders n ticks!
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hot sauce
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A hair clippig collection.
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Freezer. XD
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itching powder, definitely.
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Leftover spaghetti, the sauce and meatballs :-)
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Your business cards... "just reach down there (pulling open your pants) and grab yourself one"
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buggies x_x
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A pair of socks if your a man, in case he gets lucky :)
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itching powder
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Ammonia
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Hydrochloric acid. Ouch..
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Squirrels
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Tiger Balm !
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Slices of raw habenero peppers.
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A revolver
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Well, let's see . . . ice cream, sand, fire embers, itching powder, and peanut butter (not in the jar)! :)
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your hands, just looks weird
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chillies
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bull ants
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A bowel movement. YUK !!!!!!!
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pudding
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left over sushi
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