• Ten years adds a lot of wear to the human body once you get past 30. So Mr Pants had himself surgically altered to resemble a sock monkey, to hide the wrinkles. This was necessary because I was told my turkey waddle was scaring the bambinos.
  • Even more cynical.
  • I have gotten more dazed and confused....
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      I think that's a line from Pink Floyd. Is that you Syd?
    • beaker95
      No, Syd retired to Spain, to run a marmalade shop....
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      I like marmalade.
  • I lost my health, my ability to work, my home, my family... dang this is starting to sound like a country song!!
  • REPOST BECAUSE AB ERASED ORIGINAL ANSWER:.....................I now need reading glasses and have gone through my first surgeries. My mother died in my arms. Guess you'd say I'm older and alone.
    • Linda Joy
      I'm sorry for your loss. How long ago did she die?

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