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When no one shows up
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Anoname Maybe it's that exclusive. Then it's a hit.
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When no one shows up
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When the only ones to show up are some drunk guy in a clown suit, and his buddy the mime with one very wet pant leg.
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Anoname
That was kind'a specific. -
Ice man
Yes, that's right because those two are the only ones who showed up at my house last week. (uninvited, I might add) lol : ) -
Anoname
Still doing the puff - puff - pass I see. -
Ice man
Naw, I gave it up years ago. These days I can't - even if I wanted to - when you drive big rigs .. the insurance companies demand random piss tests. I was tested 5 times last year. -
beaker95
Was it salty....? -
Ice man
I didn't ask ... -
beaker95
Did you get the piss-taker's phone number...? -
Ice man
666-666-6969 The name of the place is "The devil made me do it", just ask for Delilah. -
beaker95
What, Doodlebug Delilah, from Wyoming....? -
Ice man
Why yes of course. I see you've heard of her.
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When its a major political party.
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Anoname
Both parties did run "flop" candidates. -
Roaring
If they only listened to Bernie, the politics-as-usual,mainstream media may have gained integrity
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That is in the eye of the beholder. I just offer it, put it out there, and if they don't go for it or enjoy it that is their problem.
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Anoname
Don't they bring the party down - others seeing them so unhappy.
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What is a party...?
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Anoname
It's not one until beaker95 shows up. -
beaker95
I love you.... -
Anoname
Still liking the ladies, dude. -
beaker95
Thanks for not shouting this time......
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When the girls just flip.
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Anoname
Flip? As in leave?
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When the police arrive and ask you to turn up the music.
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Iron Mask
Up?
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When there are still drinks left untouched and no drunks passed out on the floor.
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Iron Mask
But the weed was all smoked up.
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When no-one talks to anyone.
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Iron Mask
I was shy !
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My parties are so good I have to refurnish my living room and replant the garden when its over! I don't have parties at my house anymore! Ronald McDonald (or the ants at the park) can clean up the mess from now on!
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When the police show up. lol😉😋😖
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if the party starts at 9 and nobody shows up until 11 or 12, then it is a good party. If nobody shows up or wrong people do, then it is a flop.
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When you catch yourself asking the blender: "When are the rest of the guests going to arrive?"
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when you're posting on answerbag asking about how your party is going
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