My neighbors have a nerdy, college freshman son. Nearly as old as my own son. The girls always joke about how the kid is cute in a dorky, innocent way, but a virgin prude who would not take his nose out of a textbook long enough to touch a girl. One afternoon last month, I hear a lot of noise and commotion. "No, guys! Please! PLEASE!!!" And I can just see the top of his head over the fence as he struggles but gets tossed out of his backdoor, into his backyard by his laughing friends. He desperately turns the door handle to no avail. "Guys this isn't funny!!! This is MY house, let me in!" I start to walk away and dismiss it to do my laundry. Finally, he says "Guys, please let me in...I swear if anyone sees!!!" Now I'm curious. And as I walk over, I can now see over the fence. He is as NAKED as a jaybird. I can't believe they've done this to him lol. Oh that's right, his mother said it was his birthday this week! They must have stripped him as a prank and tossed him outside to celebrate in his bday suit! Tough to look like a dignified college scholar when you are on your tippy-toes staring into your kitchen window, bare, white bubble butt shaking behind you as you beg to be let inside your own house. Typical boys at play. I went and made tea for myself as my naked neighbor stood outside in the sunshine covering his penis for dear life.