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  • Ice man
    Saturn showing off it's rings.
    13 comments
    • we are dough 68
      Ha Ha. You are so funny. You should have your own TV show.
    • Ice man
      I did, but I sold it to the Donald so he could fire people whether they needed it or not. It made him feel like he was in control.
    • we are dough 68
      How much money did you make ? Where is my half ?
    • Ice man
      Nothing, his cheque bounced. I asked him to send you an equal amount, and he said your cheque is in the mail.
    • we are dough 68
      Derek or Dean ?
    • Ice man
      Yes.
    • we are dough 68
      I think I'll leave it there. My rubber gloves are very holey.
    • Ice man
      Yes, I understand. And I should head over to the bar for some Sunday communion beer.
    • we are dough 68
      Think of me as you suck on a cold, frothy one.
    • Ice man
      No, I want to enjoy it. : )
    • we are dough 68
      Fair enough. Think of Kellyanne, then, lying naked on a chaise lounge, nipples hard and erect, holding a pair of handcuffs.
    • Ice man
      I think I'm going to be sick. She files her teeth more often than her finger nails.
    • we are dough 68
      I've got the scratch marks on my back to prove it.
  • we are dough 68
    A wink from Kellyanne.
    14 comments
    • Ice man
      That's like poking a sleeping alligator with a short stick.
    • we are dough 68
      You should know.
    • Ice man
      Just because I passed the 3rd grade doesn't mean I'm an encyclopedia.
    • we are dough 68
      You should get that tattooed on your member, too. Along with Chew and Swan.
    • Ice man
      There might be just enough room left. Good thinking ! ...
    • we are dough 68
      I'll go get my needle and fill it up full to the top.
    • Ice man
      Okay, but no spelling mistakes this time Eh !
    • we are dough 68
      You cann truss mee.
    • Ice man
      That's what the blind guy said too, but at least it wasn't very expensive ..
    • we are dough 68
      You sure that was a guy ?
    • Ice man
      Come to think of it .. sometimes it's hard to tell about those Asian ladyboys.
    • we are dough 68
      Mine's always hard, too. But I'm not going to tell.
    • Ice man
      Why? Are you feeling self conscious ?
    • we are dough 68
      No, she swam away. I am feeling Hard Done By today.

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