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  • One time my ex and I were to spend Christmas at her sisters. Upon arrival Christmas eve we added our gifts to the pile under the tree and proceeded to get drunk. In the morning my ex's mother and grandmother arrived for breakfast and the big gift opening. What I didn't know was that my brother in law (the joker) got up in the middle of the night and switched all the name tags around. Yes you guessed it, I opened a gift that was meant for my sister in law from her husband ... Bright red crotch-less panties and a brand new dildo. I'm not sure who had the reddest face, but it got a whole lot funnier when Granny wanted a closer look. True story : ).
  • A pregnancy test.
  • 12-16-2016 My wife got me a jewelry box for Christmas. I said "What is this about? I don't own any jewelry." The following Christmas she got me a tie clip and cuff links, and then she grew a brain and also got a tie and a shirt with French cuffs to wear them on.
  • A hand knitted warmer for my penis! Dec.18
    • ladyEmma
      HA-HA! Wow! That is an awkward gift!

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