What is the worst thing a woman can say to her husband during labor?
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SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING
ANSWERS: 35
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It isn't yours.
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if you don't f*cking get me a drink and wipe my sweaty head, I'm guna make your face look like my baby's placenta. No thats not the worst.. its actually pretty realistic. x
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oh go away, your not even the father, so leave me alone.
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We are never having sex again.
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sorry lol (The husband is white and the baby isnt lol)
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You did this!!! Go away.
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Come closer..(then she clocks him)
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We are having 10 more.
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Honey, I gotta warn you, the baby might be black!!!
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When I get outa here I'm ging to cut that dam thing off.
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This is all YOUR fault!
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Do me a favor, call your friend mike and let him know I just had his child. okay?
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When we get home i'll make you a strawberry cheesecake.
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Well at least THIS one is yours, but the other four...?
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remember that alien abduction, well!!!!
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"you think im pregnaent?!"
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*whilst squeezing his hand* OH DAVID! "....Im Fred"
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anything
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My husband answered "anything". Well that's the case for the man - don't say anything while your wife is in labor! *kidding* Being in labor is scary and intense and I can imagine a lot of things could be said that aren't meant. Honestly you are nearly out of your mind (from drugs or pain) and the woman should not be held accountable for anything she says. Unless of course she says that the baby isn't yours - maybe you should check into that! :)
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This baby isn't yours...
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have you got the oven pre-heated? cuz here it comes...
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Your divorce papers are in the mail.
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Hunny can you run home and make sure i taped friends whilst you call your best friend mike and ask him to come over and watch his baby being born?
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I am cashing in the oral sex rain-check... now.
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Why you do me like this?
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Husband: Oh, Yes We are going to Have a Baby! Can't Beleive I'm Gonna be a Father! Its Mine Its Mine! Wife: Umm..Honey, We Need To Talk...
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what color is s/he?
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Get the scissors, I'm gonna cut that thing off! I am never going through labor and delivery again.
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I hope the baby looks like me
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its not your baby.....
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Did I mention the quintuplets thing?
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Its not my fault.
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I hope your hands ain't getting tired because their going to be getting ALOT of exercise from now on!
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I hope the baby isnt as ugly as you are.
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i hope the baby isnt as ugly as you are.
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