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I want roses at the wedding
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Do I make you horny baby!!!(your not austin powers) A guy to a lady: "i have a purse just like that" I see dead people(you do not have a 6th sence) A lady to a guy ( so do you wanna see my gun collection)
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Avoid any sentence that starts out or includes the following: "My ex-boyfriend....."
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I'm lonely! Please be my girlfriend!! pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease go out with me again!! etc..
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We better go. I've just seen my wife and her mother come in.
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Wanna meet my parents.
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You looked better when I asked you out.
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My last girlfriend was prettier ! LOL.
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Does your sister have a boyfriend? Order any one item from the dollar menu. Do you think your room mate would like to join us? Are those real? You gonna wear that? Oops..sorry I have gas. You drive I lost my license. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Did you say something? asking several times. What time is it?
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Do not fight it..let the drugs take effect, you wil not remember anything in the morning...about any of us....Hey Leroy! she is ready....
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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You remind me of my Last Girlfriend. Do you love Anal too?
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Did the medication for your bad breath fail? Are you naturally ugly or did you get surgery?
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ur uglier that ur profile pics...r u really the same person?
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good starter..."you look great tonight" DONT THEN SAY "i love big women, the bigger the better"
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ohhh My wife is calling.... :):)
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You sure eat a lot for a girl. :)
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Sorry I keep fidgeting....this rash is sooo itchy!
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you stink
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No thanks lets not gett seafood I have enough crabs :P
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I think im falling in love with u wouldnt be the best idea!!
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"I hope you brought money. I don't pay for dates until I know you put out."
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I think I'm gay.
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I hope you don't mind my friend joining in?
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What do you like for breakfast? (Unless it is the next morning then well done!)
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Your my first date since I got out of the slammer! I've been looking forward to this for five, long years!
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This one actually happened to me. After a drink and some appetizers, he told me, "I like to dabble in crossdressing." No wonder he had such an interest in my attire and asked so many questions about my...umm...underthings. :-)
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I'm in love with another.. lol
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I hope you don't mind, but my Mom will be joining us tonight.
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True story, I tell him that I'm moving to another city in a month and he starts CRYING and tells me "I don't want you to gooo" Another guy, still true story: "Now we can walk holding hands, right?" And later: "You have to give me a kiss when you leave"... jeez.
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I had crabs last week but its okay I sprayed them with the insect spray so do you want to come back to my place for coffee?
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Hey there _______ (Your name here.) So... When do you want to get married and how many kids do you want?
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Will you pay? I'm broke.
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Damn, I forgot to fill my Valtrex prescription again!
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"my ex girlfriend......"
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Am broke or Do you want to have sex.
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your a little fatter then I imagined you
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When are we gonna have sex?
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At the END of the date and you're sitting in the car talking and you say (to the woman), "Do you want me to call you or nudge you?"
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u dropped something oh shit thats my herpe medicine
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Any comment in reference to your ex or late wife.
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This is the same place I took your sister on our first date also
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"Let's have sex"!!!
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guy to the girl, "hey, do you have any money on you?"
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"My parents are at the table next to us"...
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"so when's the baby due?"
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I am legally obligated to tell you.... Thanks for this question and thanks to all for the great funny answers!
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dont mention that your actually a raging homo
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dont abuse them. In my college life seniors ask money from juniors means they are teasing them in front of others. so dont do like that
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Wana get married
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Female to Male: "Do I look fat in this dress?" "Would you excuse me, I have to take a wicked dump." "I just had a baby in the bathroom." "Mind if a few of my girlfriends tag along?" "Then Daddy bought me another Pony!" "Do I look fat in this car?" "You should read my BLOG." "Man, my balls are sore." "One time Daddy drove me thought the ghetto to see what Black people look like. Scary." "Do I look fat in this movie theater?" "Can we watch "You've Got Mail" again? Please!" "Betcha I can fart louder than you." "My vibrator has 5 speeds, how many do you have?" "Do I look fat in this city?"
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Are you trying to get me drunk to take advantage of me.
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Oh by the way, I just got the results back for my blood test... it turns out I have HIV... well what do you know?
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"You aren't a virgin are you?"
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something bad would be like is thst what you are wearing or like talk bout politics or religon
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"I just need to phone my wife and tell her I'll be late home again. Order some more oysters would ya. " "
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"Nice to meet you, how much do you weigh?"
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anything personal
Mrs. C 
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