buy watermelon and some vodka, cut the watermelon open and pour the vodka in then let it soak for a bit. cut up the melon and eat...its pretty damn good...if you want proportions google it.

Grasshopper recipe 3/4 oz green creme de menthe 3/4 oz white creme de cacao 3/4 oz light cream Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Buttery Nipples (aka, slippery nipples) take 1/2 oz Butterscotch schnopps and pour 1/2 oz Bailies' Irish Cream into it. Yummy.

Snakebite: mix equal amounts of cider and lager.

Mind Eraser -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients: 2 oz Vodka 2 oz Kahlua 2 oz Tonic water Mixing instructions: In a rocks glass pour vodka, the Kahlua and then the tonic water. Serve with a straw. Truly Yummy !!

5 Mint Leaves Teaspoon Sugar - Crush in Glass Add Seltzer to loosen 2 Oz. White Rum 4 ice cubes fill with seltzer 12 oz. glass - Mojito

Ya'll by now know my fondness of fine alcoholic brews, living in Austin gives me the privilege of having some good friends that work at our fine downtown establishments, and on occasion I get to be a guinea pig for their experiments :) Lucky me! Here are a few of my top recommendations; Cocktail Recipe: Pecker Wrecker 2 1/2 oz Lime Vodka Fill glass(es) Orange Juice Cocktail Recipe: Pierced Tittie 1 part(s) Bacardi 151 Rum 1 part(s) Cherry Brandy 1 part(s) Crown Royal 2 part(s) Sweet & Sour Mix Cocktail Recipe: Piece of Ass #1 1 part(s) Southern Comfort 1 part(s) Triple Sec 1 part(s) Sour Mix Cocktail Recipe: Piece of Ass #2 1 part(s) Southern Comfort 1 part(s) Amaretto 1 part(s) Peach Schnapps 1 splash(es) Sour Mix Mix on ice, shake and strain. Cocktail Recipe: Stiff Dick 3 part(s) Butterscotch Schnapps 1 part(s) Kahlua Goes down real smooth, kinda sweet. Cocktail Recipe: Nasty Snatch 1 shot(s) Bacardi 151 Rum 1 count(s) Triple Sec 1 count(s) Grenadine 4 count(s) Pineapple Juice 1 splash(es) Sprite Mix and serve cold. Cocktail Recipe: Blow Job #2 1/2 shot(s) Bailey's Irish Cream 1/2 shot(s) Kahlua Fill shot glass 1/2 with Bailey's and 1/2 with Kahlua. Top with whipped cream. The shot must be done only with your mouth - no hands! It's a cheap shot that makes for interesting conversation at the bar! Cocktail Recipe: Vagina Drool 2 part(s) Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part(s) Skyy Vodka 1 part(s) Kahlua 2 part(s) Half & Half Mix everything together, shake a lot, and enjoy your vagina drool! Cocktail Recipe: Oklahoma Mother Fucker 1 part(s) Vodka 1 part(s) Kahlua 1 part(s) Coke 3 part(s) Milk or Cream In tall glass fill with ice. Add kahlua, vodka, and coke. Fill to top with milk or cream. Stir or shake. Cocktail Recipe: 1-900-FUK-MEUP 1/2 oz Absolut Kurant Vodka 1/4 oz Grand Marnier 1/4 oz Chambord 1/4 oz Midori Melon Liqueur 1/4 oz Malibu Coconut Rum 1/4 oz Amaretto 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice 1/4 oz Pineapple Juice Mix ingredients starting with Absolut Kurant and so on... Enjoy... Cocktail Recipe: Leg Spreader #1 2 oz Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum 2 oz Malibu Coconut Rum 2 oz Peach Schnapps 4-6 oz Pineapple Juice We are so sorry about the name, but it has a story, so we figured what the hell. Add the liquor, add the juice. Originated by Big Mike and barbackula. Cocktail Recipe: Adios Mother Fucker 3/4 oz Vodka 3/4 oz Gin 3/4 oz Rum 3/4 oz Tequila 3/4 oz Triple Sec 1 1/2 oz Sweet & Sour Mix 2 splash(es) Cola 1 dash(es) Blue Curacao 1 wedge(s) Lemon(s) Combine vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, and sweet & sour mix over ice in glass. Add cola, then dash of blue caracao (for color). Garnish with lemon and adios... Cocktail Recipe: Juicy Pussy 3/4 shot(s) Peach Schnapps 1/4 shot(s) Bailey's Irish Cream 1/2 glass(es) Orange Juice This shot is the same idea as a Gladiator shot. You first take your shot glass and fill it 3/4 the way full with the Peach Schnapps. Secondly layer the Schnapps with the Bailey's Irish Cream. Fill up a glass about 1/2 way with the Orange Juice. Take the shot glass with the Schnapps and Bailey's and drop it into the glass of OJ. Now just slam it back and taste a nice Juicy Pussy. No offence was meant in the naming of this drink. Cocktail Recipe: Chocolate Cake 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Frangelico Mix vodka and frangelico over ice and shake.Pour into shot glass and serve with lemon wedges sprinkled with sugar. For you Irish folk; Cocktail Recipe: Kilt Lifter 1 oz Scotch 1 oz Drambuie 1 oz Tequila Pour into glass and enjoy. Cocktail Recipe: Lactating Mother 1 part(s) Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part(s) Butterscotch Schnapps 1/2 part(s) Milk Add all ingredients in a glass of choice over ice. Cocktail Recipe: Lay Me Down on the Bathroom Floor Naked 1 part(s) Jagermeister 1 part(s) Rumpleminze 1 part(s) Stoli Vodka 1 part(s) Bacardi 151 Rum Mix and shoot Cocktail Recipe: Absolut Bullshit 2 part(s) Absolut Vodka 1 part(s) Triple Sec 1 part(s) Red Bull Energy Drink Mix over ice in a highball glass and enjoy. Cocktail Recipe: 2 Hicks & a Spic Chasing a Turkey Down a Goldmine 1 part(s) Jack Daniel's Whiskey 1 part(s) Jim Beam 1 part(s) Jose Cuervo Tequila 1 part(s) Wild Turkey 1 part(s) Goldschlager Mix equal portions of all ingredients in a shaker. Shake to mix. Pour into shot glasses and enjoy!!!! Cocktail Recipe: 24-Karat Nightmare 1 part(s) Goldschlager 1 part(s) Tequila 1 part(s) Coca-cola This is a college drink. Throw everything into the glass and stir well. Don't even bother with the ice because you won't sip this thing - they have nightmare in the name for a good reason. I advise making this the last drink of the night, because the gold flakes will come out the way they came in if you disturb them. Cocktail Recipe: Alien Orgasm 1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur 1 oz Malibu Coconut Rum 1 oz Blue Curacao 3 oz Pineapple Juice Mix all ingredients. Shake. Pour into hurricane glass with ice. Garnish with a pineapple-cherry flag. Enjoy! This drink is a really cool neon looking color!! Cocktail Recipe: O' Fuck 1/2 can(s) Red Bull Energy Drink 1 shot(s) Bacardi "O" Orange Rum Fill pint glass with half red bull, drop a shot of Bacardi O (in the shot glass) into the red bull. Slam. Enjoy! Drink with caution mixing liquor with wine is very potent; Cocktail Recipe: Skull Fuck 3 liter(s) White Wine 3 liter(s) 7-Up 1.75 liter(s) Light Rum 1 liter(s) Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum Take an empty 2.5 gallon plastic water container and add the above ingredients. Refrigerate the mixture, and then serve it in your favorite glass over ice. The ingredients above can be adjusted for taste. Cocktail Recipe: Slow Comfortable Screw Against A Wall 1 part(s) Orange Juice 1-1/2 oz Vodka 1-2 splash(es) Sloe Gin 1-2 splash(es) Southern Comfort 1-2 splash(es) Galliano Yet another variation on a classic...mix all over ice and enjoy! Cocktail Recipe: Exorcist 1 1/2 oz Tequila 3/4 oz Lime Juice 3/4 oz Blue Curacao Combine, shake, and strain Cocktail Recipe: Tongue in Your Panties 1/2 shot(s) Vodka 1/2 shot(s) Southern Comfort 1/2 shot(s) Peach Schnapps 1/2 shot(s) Amaretto Fill glass(es) Orange Juice 1 splash(es) Grenadine 1 splash(es) Bacardi 151 Rum Mix everything except the 151, put over ice, layer the 151, drink through straw. Cocktail Recipe: Fuck Me Running 1/2 can(s) Red Bull Energy Drink 1 shot(s) Vodka 1/2 shot(s) 151 Proof Rum 1/2 shot(s) Jagermeister Mixed like a jager bomb. Put about a half can red bull and a shot of vodka in a tall glass. Mix 1/2 shot jager and 151 in a shot glass. Drop the shot glass into the tall glass and chug the drink. Cocktail Recipe: Genie's Twat 4 oz Strawberry Margarita Mix 2 oz Long Island Ice Tea Mix 1 oz Grain Alcohol Many cube(s) Ice Mix all ingredients in blender to make an excellent frozen drink. Tastes just like the Margarita Mix...but you can't taste all the other alcohol. This is a good one for virgin drinkers. Have Fun!!!!!!!! Cocktail Recipe: Get-N-Laid 300 ml Gatorade 300 ml Absolut Vodka Makes quite a bit, goes down really easy Cocktail Recipe: Dirty Sanchez #1 7 1/2 oz Triple Sec 6 oz Vodka 3 oz Crushed Ice 1 1/2 oz Sweetened Pink Grapefruit Juice 6 oz Lime Juice Mix all ingredients in a pitcher. Add 1 1/2 ounces to a shot glass that has been dipped in water and then stuck into a freezer upside down for 15 minutes. Cocktail Recipe: Gangbang 1 oz Jack Daniel's Whiskey 1 oz Jim Beam 1 oz Jose Cuervo Tequila 1 oz Jagermeister 2 oz Orange Juice In an old-fashioned glass filled with ice, add the Jack, Jim, Jose and Jager. Top off with Orange Juice. Insert straw and suck it all down at once. Try not to puke...or die... Cocktail Recipe: These Nuts 1 part(s) Wild Turkey 1 part(s) Lime Juice 1 part(s) Grenadine 1 part(s) Everclear 1 part(s) Bailey's Irish Cream Mix all ingredients into the blender. Mix well. Pour into pitcher and chug. Cocktail Recipe: Up Yours 1/2 oz Tequila 1/2 oz Sambuca 1 part(s) Kahlua 1/2 oz Bacardi 151 Rum 1/2 oz Vodka Mix the alcohols and drink. Cocktail Recipe: Wet Pussy 1 oz Amaretto 1 oz Butterscotch Schnapps Pour shots in a double rocks glass then top off with cream. Cocktail Recipe: Whistling Bunghole 1 oz Sour Apple Pucker 1 oz 151 Proof Rum 2 oz Peppermint Schnapps 3 oz Sprite 2 oz strawberry water Mix in order and enjoy And my personal fave, and ya gotta have a pair of balls for this one; Cocktail Recipe: Kickin Chicken 2 part(s) Wild Turkey 1 part(s) Tabasco Sauce Mix the 2 ingredients in a shot glass adding the tabasco last...and enjoy. Austin, Sixth Street, and what live music looks like after a few to many.

Screwdriver: Orange juice with vodka Cranberry Juice with Vodka is good too. Slippery Nipple: 1/2 Butterscotch schnapps, 1/2 Baileys Irish Cream (good as a shooter, not so much a sipping drink) Malibu Rum in Pineapple Juice Washington Red Apple: 1/3 Crown Royal Whiskey, 1/3 Sour Apple Pucker, 1/3 Cranberry Juice. Just shake with ice, and pour - or mix together and serve on the rocks if you don't have a shaker. Margaritas - Easiest with margarita mix and tequila - just mix to taste (I think about 2-3 parts mix to 1 part tequila is a good strong drink) - and if you have it around, add a small splash or triple sec or cointreau for a little added orange flavor. Good with fresh lime juice, and a salted rim on the glass. White Russians - Vodka, Kahlua and Cream (or milk) And, of course, Rum and Coke.

Well I had the same problem and I just got into my liquor cabinet and played around until I found something that I liked. I haven't tried it on anyone but my husband but I think its AWESOME! [pussyfootin' poppycock] captain morgan original spiced rum southern comfort peach schnapps coke-cola I take a large shot glass and put equal proportions of liquor ( more peach = less liquor flavor) to fill the shot glass pour over ice, then add coke. hope you like it.

Peach on the Beach: Peach Schnapps Peach flavored Vodka Pineapple Juice Cranberry Juice

Red bull and Yeager, or gin and juice, (any juice) or any whiskey and coke. Good luck and have fun.

None of these look particularly cheap to me! I'd suggest you get some cheap rum or vodka and mix it with Kool-Aid and ice put it in a blender make a slushie. If you have time to prepare ahead you can make your own alcohol with nothing more than water sugar and yeast! Google it. When it's done add a package of Kool-Aid.