Because I have many more things to experience before I am ready to die? I really don't know how to answer this one.

Ummm...my heart hasn't stopped beating, yet.

Because I'm unlucky

Dont believe in suicide..and..no one has killed me..no bolt of lightning..nothing...sigh...LOL

Because I'm not done yet

cus i havent gotten hit by a car yet jk lol

Uh, that's a good question. I really should be dead by now.

In the words of John Cale: "We're already dead! But not yet in the ground..."

We are dying daily. How much faster do you want to go?

Alot of people ask me the same question

Because I am a Marine, and dying a natural death is for PUSS***! And I'll never die as long as there is beer left in the fridge to drink;)

Because someone else wrote this and I ruthlessly copied it to this site: The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [a man puts a body on the cart] Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one. The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: What? Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not. The Dead Collector: He isn't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better. Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby. The Dead Collector: I can't take him. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor. The Dead Collector: I can't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round? The Dead Collector: Thursday. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk. Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy. [the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club] Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much. The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

I bluntly told the grim reaper to eff off because I have at least 50 more years to ago. I should have died 12 times already, no joke. Don't ask about the myriad of circumstance because I won't tell you here.

Because I am waiting for you to connect with me, everything I have gone through has led me to this moment, hopefully we won't miss this opportunity to be together, as its our last

I suppose that, in the greater scope of the universe and what I should be learning, I haven't suffered enough yet. I suppose that I either have something yet to learn, or I haven't worked off my karmic debt from my previous life (where I was, presumably, Hitler or something).

Believe me I've tried!!....

Give it a minute.....

Practice

Maybe God has decided I'm not good enough to go to Heaven yet - and the devil doesn't think I'm bad enough -- so plainly put, neither Heaven nor hell want me

Breathing has become sort of a hobby of mine :-)

Because I never married O.J. Simpson!

Because the surgery was successful.

you mean I'm not...yippee!

that's a very good question. i was dead the other night.

I have this really weird desire to live still. It's strange I know. Therefore I try not to die, and it seems to be working pretty well as it goes

I was lucky to be born, amazed I am still here. Probably should have taken the dirt nap a long time ago.

I'm not finished yet. I take good care of myself, don't take unnecessary risks, love life and an unforeseen occurance hasn't happened to me yet, if at all.

Because the Lord Jesus, my Lord, my God, and my Saviour, has kept me alive by His grace. -In the service of the Master Thank you and God bless you!

Saint Peter is not ready for me? :-)

Because I am adamant to live to 100 and am doing everything to make it a reality.

Because, so far, I've been in the right places at the right times. Yay, me.

because there is still alot that i want to do before i die.

The ground and the reason are the same: I could answer this wonderfull question.

I'm holding the door for you.

I can't figure it out. Should have been in the same vehicle as Jimmy That Morning.

I guess it's not my time yet.

No worries, my time will come, and so will yours.

Because I am still alive.

I guess God has more for me to do..It's not my time.

Your guess is honestly as good as mine. I SHOULDN'T still be alive.

Amazingly good luck.

My mom never found my cigarettes lol.

Well, it's not through lack of trying - and I've the scars to prove it. But just for today, I'm no longer in a rush to shuffle off this mortal coil....

cos i dont have the witt to stiffen

because I am still here to frustrate the living hell out of you. Then you go first, and then I pee on your grave, then I die..

Are we really living? Sometimes i only go thru the motions because I'm here I don't call that living. Just because i'm walking around doesn't mean I'm not dead!

Because i can't be bothered! :)

cause im too young to die its always hard to see a young one die

To be honest with you I really don't know. My life has served no purpose nor am I expecting anything worth meaning to ever happen to me in the future. Maybe it's just to punish me. Isn't that great to live life feeling that a punishment is being kept alive. Ah great times great times.

The knife missed a major vein / artery.

WHAT !!!..........im still alive ?? good god what have i done to deserve this.?

Because I haven't died yet.

Because I'm only 19, and I still have the rest of life ahead of me. I'm not ready to go yet.

because I haven't fulfilled my contract yet.

BECAUSE GOD GRANTED ME ONE MORE DAY TO....TASTE, FEEL, LOVE,EXPERIENCE, ABSORB, PRODUCE, CREATE,PRAISE, MAGNIFY,APPRECIATE, GLORIFY, IDENTIFY, ASTOUND, EMBODY.... WHEN I CEASE TO DO THESE THINGS,I'M DEAD..WHETHER I'M STILL ALIVE OR NOT.

Because apparently, as a teenager, I'm supposed to think that I am invincible and that nothing can kill me. Why am I not dead? Because I have something to look forward to that keeps me alive. It has nothing to do with my age or any of that. It deals with what motivates you.

Lots and lots of drugs. =)

Because I decided that I don't want myself dead.

because i am chuck norris

we are dying slowly it takes time..........ur time will come dont be ao impatient

cos im still alive...duh

I am alive because I have decided to love myself and others, and that my life is of quite a bit of value. If I don't bring my family name up out of the gutter, who will?

Because I wear my seat-belt and live in a small town. Ha ha.

Perhaps because I aerobicize my buns off dialy, but it's more likely that I'm not dead yet because there is no rest for the wicked!

cuz something or someone has been kind enough to me to let me live long enough to acknowledge mistakes and move forward...guess i still have a few learning lessons in this lifetime...and then my time as everyones will come

Still have kids to raise and work to do. All in good time......

because im not done living.

i dont know...i should have died soooo many times already hahah

I am not done yet :)

Safe sex? Ok real answer- guess I'm bad because only the good die young

Hey I'm trying okay? Lay off with the pressure. I get closer and closer every birthday.

Cause Hell is full and Heaven doesn't want me there.

cos we are all dead.. maybe

Because I feel like living instead. There'll be plenty of time to be dead later.

Pintel: You? You're supposed to be dead. Jack Sparrow: [Looks himself up and down] Am I not? Jack Sparrow: Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

My number's not up.

Because so far I have been in the right place at the right time...if I had been at the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, or the wrong place at the wrong time I would not have been so fortunate, and thus, could not possibly answer your question. :)..because ...well, because I guess I wouldn't be here.

My purpose on this world is yet to be fulfilled. I will die, when I am called.

I look both ways before crossing the road. (oh and someone gave me mouth to mouth once)

Because nothing fatal has happened to me.

because i quit drinking 17 years ago

I am dead. I am just to stubbron to lay down and cross my arms!!!

because I chose the other way

Because as somone who takes responsiblility for my own safety, I refuse to be prey.

because whatever i'm suppossed to do in life hasn't been completely fulfilled, and i'm supposs to to see the good in life once again but through my childs eyes

I'm only in my 20's

cause it's obviously not my time.

cuz i've yet to me the man that can kill me

because you havent killed me yet

cuz i've yet to meet the man that can kill me

I have absolutely no idea! If I had known I was going to live this long, I really would have taken better care of myself though ...

because i make friends with things people fear :3

only the good die young.

I really don't know!

um, because I'm still online?

And you have a great day, too...

the doctors still don't know

Cause I'm answering your question.

I'm not dead yet because God desires to prove to the world He has a sense of humor.

Because i'm not ready too.