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ANSWERS: 100
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money
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Glue. For touch ups.
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Hands.
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BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ............
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Her jewelry. When her hands and wrists get tired of bearing the weight of the rocks on her hands, she just slips them in the bag.
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a hanky, some lippy and a hip flask...
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Mushrooms...oh, and a snake, of course.
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Her AARP card.A bottle of geritol and a picture of princess diana.
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Definity not the phone number that Di used to use for her transportation.
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kleenex and peppermints
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personel stuff.
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Nothing. She just has to have a matching "pocketbook" to finish off the outfit, or she might feel *nakey*.
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One pint of Beefeater's Gin, Tic-Tacs, one deck of playing cards, make-up, a copy of "Truly Tasteless Jokes", one can of Skoal, one Address Book, and a joy buzzer.
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One fine linen handkerchief, a seasonally appropriate lipstick, gold powder compact, small pillbox with exact amount of medication needed while away, and most importantly, a small bag of dog treats.
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A breadbox. (look it up) :)
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Fog. Oh wait, that's her brain. My guess would be *Crown Royal* an Ipod loaded with *Queen* tunes, and some of those little paper cover thingies for when she sits on the *throne*.
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Tampons.
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Nothing, whenever she wants something a servant hands it to her.
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Definately not tampons!
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Maybe handkerchief and an extra pair of gloves. :-)
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tampax
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the soul of her nation
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The Love Bug 2
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wet wipes and a vibrator ;)
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Prince Philips brain and some perfumed arse wipes.
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a vibrator, an appropraite vibrator and a small bag of pot in case prince Harry come round for a smoke
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A matchbox with her pet caterpillar in it.
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hankies and tea bags.
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handcuffs and a whip
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Peppermints.
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wallet, mirror, phone, makeup, money, and photos.
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im sure she carries a compact, lipstick, and some tissues - thats the usual stuff for a lady to carry - but i think she also carries a hand gun
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Anything she may need during the day, but NEVER money. The number of times they go to church you would think the Royal Family would have cash for the collection, but she never, ever carries cash.
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"As anyone who reads Majesty magazine knows, the Queen carries a comb, a handkerchief, a small gold compact, and a tube of lipstick in her handbag. However, you were somewhat misled by Buckingham Palace. The Queen does carry money on Sundays--a folded note of unknown denomination which she discreetly places in the collection plate." http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_318.html
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Meth.
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A mirror, a razorblade, a crystal straw and an 8-ball of cocaine....maybe a compact to touch up her face.
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everything a posh lady would, but tbh she doesn't go out much, its not like she pops down to the shopping centre to buy some new shoes from top shop every saturday and i wouldn't expect her handbag to be crammed like an ordinary woman.
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Her creditcards so she can go shopping where ever she is.
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A vibrator
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A can of mace in case anyone gets too close to her, she sprays them.
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not money....lol a lipstick...stamps...a bottle of wine and some fags
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The princes' balls!
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an Oxford English Dictionary, some rope and a pepperspray.
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A fold away sword in case she has to knight someone unexpectedly and some doggie treats for the corgies
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Cough drops, in case anyone ever asks for a Ricolo. I heard it could be worth a million bucks. Maybe its an urban myth?
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Skittles
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Prince Charles' balls of course dahling...
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Her personal items???................M.C.S.
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I'm from London and can tell you catergorically that the Queen NEVER carries money, that is the job of her Lady in Waiting. Apparantly she only ever has a tissue in her handbag.
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her iPod, some Buzz gum and a lace edged hanky is my bet!
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A 7 inch titanium, diamond encrusted double ended dildo.
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Her royal snot rag some pixie dust and a magic wand.
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I understand that it is a colostomy bag.... really.
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An ugly refill!
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her fave pink lippy and phillips viagra
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A gun, to shoot the primeminister if he gets overzealous a bit.
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oh I dunno ummm..lipstick, keys to her castle, receipt for 7-eleven, an old stick of spearmint gum.
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A Corgi
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On the tv program QI Stephen Fry said that it is rumoured that the Queen carrie a lipstick, tissues and a small amount of money.
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Duh...The royal jewels..
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Lipstick, a compact and the keys to the Tower of London (where the royal jewels are kept).
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Most likely some lipstick, and other makeup to be used for touch up. Maybe some currency. Likely a small mirror as well.
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Prince Phillip's balls
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A make-up case like Zoolander has, some money with her own picture on it (for ID), a fold-up rainbonnet, some gum, rolaids, chapstik, a four-leaf clover she found as a girl, a picture of one of the Sex Pistols with rude things written all over it, a 1913 buffalo nickel, some coins for the parking meter, a tiny mirror, keys to the palace, and a half dozen expired coupons.
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Big chunks of poo.
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watch qi it tells you on there but really who cares lol
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A hankie!
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a cooked pork chop
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The monarch doesn't carry money - that is vulgar! In all honesty would any shopkeeper actually charge her anyway? I reckon she carries her reading glasses and her speech....what else does the queen need when she has ladies in waiting to carry everything else...?
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A map of the London Underground, of course.
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Its Empty I think because if there was anything in it she would n,t carry it.
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a stun gun
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a gun loooooooolllll
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The royal vibrata.
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a signed photo of steven gerrard
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a t-mobile sidekick(pink), pictures of Harry and William, The fountain of youth, purell hand sanitizer.
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I think some fancy tissues, possibly a nice silk scarf if the weather changes, an umbrella (You always need one trust me), a fountain pen for signing all those documents and a pair of glasses.
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A prince Philip blow up doll.
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Tesco ClubCard
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spare batteries
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A toy for herself and her hamburgers
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A lot of Tylenol. She can be a royal pain.
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A mirror to remind her of how nice she looks! :)
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some muppets and all my tax dollars. and a hamster you never know when you might need one.
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An American Express Platinum card, a condom (for when Prince Pip is frisky), Altoids (Curiously Strong) and a derringer.
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I think that she caries a gun just in case someone tries to kill her and gets past her guards.
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A goat's head.
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Keys to the Tower
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lipstick, brush, mints
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nice.. mushrooms?? snakes?? She is the Queen of England. what drugs r u on?! In her bag she clearly has a Star Wars dvd and a headless chicken
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OMG such rude and shocking answers. it's a good thing she's so ancient she doesn't have the internet, cause if she read this shit she would hang us all
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mobile phone lipstick tissues spectacles mints lottery ticket nectar card nintendo ds rubik cube list started serious and ended up mentalist.....lol
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Mini-Mace!!!
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the spare pair of dentures
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Bombs!!!!
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Good luck charms
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the King's balls
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money, money, and more money!
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A mirror, a powder puff and her lipstick and possibly her pills and a handkerchief.
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Mace
El Soupy 
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