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sorrow +
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I would fall down on my knees and start crying +
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Get back to work. I know plenty of Jesus. One even works at Wal-Mart.
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I would think i did to many shrooms.
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i'd contact my doctor and discuss lowering my dosage
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Arms up... take me I'm yours.
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would say wat the fuck were you been all this years
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Fall on my knee's and praise him.
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Jesus, the Mexican guy down the street? He must be returning my weed whacker!
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To ask him the age old question: Did he really do Mary Magdaline(spelling could be off)?
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well first would think i was having hallucination. try to remember if i took any drugs. secondly how do i know he's jesus? does his physical being make his precense known in my heart and mind so there is no doubt who he is? back to hallucinations. If he tells me he's jesus then i will just ask him lots of questions about the world and how it works.
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I wouldn't want to compare carpentry skills, that's for sure. He's a friend of mine. I would do what comes naturally - a big bear hug! +5
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so you existed prove me
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Thanks for dropping in Lord, how may I serve?
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I will be tongue knotted, but will throw myself into his arms and i know i will be safe there,,, how i wish that could happened.. ++
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ask for id
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turn around, fall on my knees, hide my face, cry and feel an overwhelming amount of shame and not feel worthy of His presence
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Me: Jesus fuckin' Christ!! JC: Yes, but that is not my middle name. Me: So you're real? Holy mother of god... JC: Yes, that was Mary, my mum. Me: Well I'll be buggered! JC: Probably, yes. But that will not be up to me...
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I would suddenly believe the "flashback" stories, regarding acid.
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shield thyne eyes for He who is sinless
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I'd be like "Thank you Jesus, would you like a bong hit?"
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I'd tell him to fk off.
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I'd think I was dreaming, since it is physically impossible for a dead person to appear...
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I'd fall over dead.
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How would I know it was Jesus unless he told me. I would probably be like the ancients and need him to prove himself if he appeared in human form.
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Walk around any busy city center and you see them everywhere holding signs and yelling at people. I usually cross the street.
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Be like, what up? *with a upswing head nod* (I mean he would know right?)
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I'd tell him to get back to mowing my lawn, or else I won't be paying him the 50 cents an hour that I promised.
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I would probably blurt out, "Oh, my God!" but not in vain. With love in Christ.
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I will ask him why it took him so long to come back.
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