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You know, they call me the fireman or women, Whatever works;)
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How often does this come up in your life. Is this common? Really?
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You say that to the rest of the world someone who would say something as stupid as that is a giant douche bag tool. Seriously... people don't say that.
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"Three inches barely qualifies as a poker, and you're trying to convince me you have a branding iron? Nice try, Tweedle Dumb." Best said in front of the same group of guys he is performing for. +5
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Chuckle and say, "You think you're hot? Man, compared to the stuff we got up to in my sorority, you're like a week at Bible Camp!" Or how about "You're hot? Man, if that's the size of your package when you're hot, I hate to think how small it gets when you're cold!"
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Tell him you're a professional fire-eater.
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"i bet that's what all thE men tell ya." "takE what, i can barely takE lOOkin' at you." "honey, ..i makE hell frEEzE oVer."
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"Thanks for the warning, I was about to sleep with you too! Whew!" Then walk away.
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if your too hot we must put u in an ice cold shower
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You could just laugh and walk away. It'll drive him mad!
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You mean like a cocktail sausage?? dont think its worth my time then. (then walk away)
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Yea I bet, I'm sure thats why noone wants to "handle" you.
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I can take it...I eat hot chili everyday. +5
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you say "I can take anything for 3 minutes you fkn poptart" +5
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