What are some really good comebacks when someone calls you a bitch, ugly bitch, etc. i want some that sting really really bad and leaves them speechless.
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lilchicky7723
ANSWERS: 13
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A fist to the face...I'm assuming you're in highschool.
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Why would you bother lowering yourself to that level? They are just trying to get a rise out of you - and ignoring them will starve them of the attention they so desperately crave. You are permitted a little laugh to yourself and a small head shake from side to side as you walk away. That's all.
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reply with..... I would insult you back but Mother Natures has already done such a fine job, I just couldn't compete. then calmly walk away
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If they say that you are ugly, calmly say I can always fix that, but I doubt you will ever be able to fix your nasty personality. Although, I do like saying "I wish your dad had pulled out." hahahaha
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Funny you should call me an ugly bitch, your daddy likes to call me princess and other beautiful names, while he is dry humping my leg.
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A slap would work
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There's always: "If you're trying to improve the world, you should start with yourself. Nothing needs more help than you do!" Or else, how about: "Excuse me - I think you have me confused with someone who actually gives a shit about what you have to say!"
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Ignoring would be the best comeback but if you can't hold your tongue try this, "Im a lot better than what you have to look at in the mirror every morning" Or you could try this much worse oldie "I thought I said goodbye to you this morning when I flushed the toilet" or better yet "at least everyone doesn't call me a whore behind my back"
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not caring what they think usually get people pretty pissed off.
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Laughing at them, ignoring them or say "That's not what you said when you trying to get laid last night"
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awww thankyou!! would be a good response
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I would say if you're trying to insult me you need to do a little better than that
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It would be a good time to learn to hold your tongue, for whatever you say back reflects who you are as a person, it will say nothing about them. The same as what they have said to you says more about them, and nothing about you. Proverbs 18:21 “Death and life are in the power of the tongue, and those who love it will eat its fruits." 1 Peter 3:10 “Whoever desires to love life and see good days, let him keep his tongue from evil and his lips from speaking deceit.” “the things that come out of the mouth come from the heart, and these things defile a man” (Matt 15:18) Proverbs 12:18 “There is one whose rash words are like sword thrusts, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.” James 3:5 “So also the tongue is a small member, yet it boasts of great things. How great a forest is set ablaze by such a small fire.” Proverbs 15:4 “A gentle tongue is a tree of life, but perverseness in it breaks the spirit.”
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