ANSWERS: 13
  • A fist to the face...I'm assuming you're in highschool.
  • Why would you bother lowering yourself to that level? They are just trying to get a rise out of you - and ignoring them will starve them of the attention they so desperately crave. You are permitted a little laugh to yourself and a small head shake from side to side as you walk away. That's all.
  • reply with..... I would insult you back but Mother Natures has already done such a fine job, I just couldn't compete. then calmly walk away
  • If they say that you are ugly, calmly say I can always fix that, but I doubt you will ever be able to fix your nasty personality. Although, I do like saying "I wish your dad had pulled out." hahahaha
  • Funny you should call me an ugly bitch, your daddy likes to call me princess and other beautiful names, while he is dry humping my leg.
  • A slap would work
  • There's always: "If you're trying to improve the world, you should start with yourself. Nothing needs more help than you do!" Or else, how about: "Excuse me - I think you have me confused with someone who actually gives a shit about what you have to say!"
  • Ignoring would be the best comeback but if you can't hold your tongue try this, "Im a lot better than what you have to look at in the mirror every morning" Or you could try this much worse oldie "I thought I said goodbye to you this morning when I flushed the toilet" or better yet "at least everyone doesn't call me a whore behind my back"
  • not caring what they think usually get people pretty pissed off.
  • Laughing at them, ignoring them or say "That's not what you said when you trying to get laid last night"
  • awww thankyou!! would be a good response
  • I would say if you're trying to insult me you need to do a little better than that
  • It would be a good time to learn to hold your tongue, for whatever you say back reflects who you are as a person, it will say nothing about them. The same as what they have said to you says more about them, and nothing about you. Proverbs 18:21 โ€œDeath and life are in the power of the tongue, and those who love it will eat its fruits." 1 Peter 3:10 โ€œWhoever desires to love life and see good days, let him keep his tongue from evil and his lips from speaking deceit.โ€ โ€œthe things that come out of the mouth come from the heart, and these things defile a manโ€ (Matt 15:18) Proverbs 12:18 โ€œThere is one whose rash words are like sword thrusts, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.โ€ James 3:5 โ€œSo also the tongue is a small member, yet it boasts of great things. How great a forest is set ablaze by such a small fire.โ€ Proverbs 15:4 โ€œA gentle tongue is a tree of life, but perverseness in it breaks the spirit.โ€

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