A woman spends all day getting beautiful, whats the worst thing you can say when you see her?
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Kiddo Safarii
ANSWERS: 49
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Do you think you could spruce yourself up a bit?
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Nothing
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You really look fake today!!!
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Anything, anything at all except, "You look great!"
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Are u sick? you dont look so good
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What did you do, just wake up ?
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Hi honey, you look like you had a rough day
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So, when are you going to get ready?
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"I thought you were going to get all dolled up?"
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Are you almost finished getting ready?
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You look tired.
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Wow! You are a dead ringer for Tammy Faye! http://cockingasnook.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/tammy_faye_bakker_closeup_.jpg
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Are you sink? you don'tlook well.+6
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What the hell did you put on all that crap for?!
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What's up with the 'cake-face'?
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"wanna quickie before we go out?" for those a little slow on the uptake (I know I am some times) because having sex would mess up what she worked so hard to create.
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Your ugly.
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So, are you going to change and and make yourself more presentable before we go out, or just go as you are?
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"Where's dinner?"
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Whoa! Honey, we're going in '80 night not a Rocky Horror Picture Show fest!. :P
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You look like a 87 year old whose lived in a cave all his life.
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Why hello cakeface! :D
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If you'll brush your hair and get on some make up; we can leave anytime ,.... +5
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You should have been ready hours ago! We're going to be late!
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Your ass look's huge :)
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Try again.
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you say nothing at all.
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The Boyfriend: Oh god! we have the same dress! :P Credit to Family Guy on this one! lol
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Sure took you long enough,I changed my mind!
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We don't have much time before leaving, hurry up and get ready...ouch!
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are you wearing that?
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just call her by an ex-girlfriend's name. that seems to piss them off no matter what situation it's used.
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I just got a call from work. Sorry, but I have to go. I'll make it up to you (this isn't the first time).
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Do you need more time to get ready.
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"Staring for a moment" still the same but sweetie don't worry ur gonna look awesome when i get drunk!
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I thought we'd just stay in and catch a video tonight, honey.
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Are you going to a Halloween party tonight?
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I see your face cleared up. Well, that's not the worst thing you could say, but good enough.
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But i dont understand halloween was last month?
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Were you hookin' all day?
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No amount of preparations will change the fact You're fat and ugly, so You shouldn't have bothered.
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Absolutely nothing.
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say nothing
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"Oh.. hi" (then continue whatever you were doing)
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How do I look? (the guy asking her)
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Can you wipe off some of that make-up.. you look like a clown.
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"That reminds me, I need to call my grandmother"
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Do you need more time?
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" I've just woken up too, do you have swine flu as well. You look dreadful"!!
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