ANSWERS: 27
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"Do you actually have to go to school to do this kind of thing?" "Make it look good. Not like yours."
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So funny story.....I've been f***ing your wife.
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I just slept with your spouse. it was a one time thing, just an accident, really..it didn't mean anything. ... honest :)
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"Your mom/wife/daughter is FANTASTIC with her tongue"
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Weren't you once the dog groomer down the street? + 5
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You hold your scissors like a loser. I hope your better than the person who cut your hair. Don't screw it up. Please don't talk to me, you don't look like you can walk and chew gum at the same time.
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U know how to use a scissors right?
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"Take a lot off the front. Leave a bald spot on the left side. Make my hair stick straight up in the center. Leave my sideburns alone." When the barber says: "I can't do that." You say: "Why not? You did it last time you cut my hair." +5
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is that alcohol i smell on your breath?
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Oh yeah, i forgot to mention.....I gots the lice!!!! +4
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Are you finished yet? your so slow. I say that to my sister all the time, it annoys her so much. I check my head after for bald spots lol
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Are you qualified to be doing this? can you stop shaken so much
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Do a Good job! lol
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"Your underarms really stink!!!"
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I'm a little short today.
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Did you know there's a rodent on your head?
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I want it to look a million times better than your hair cut! Who did such an awful job by the way?
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You didn't cut your own hair by any chance did you?
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are those your best pair of scissors?
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It's ok it will grow back +4
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Do whatever you want, I trust you.
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dang baby i have a breath mint care to take one, please !!
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im having an affair with youe husband!
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my 11 month sister cuts better than you.... are u guys called barbarians??? youre one for sure...
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Your hair looks like sh!t. lol
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Donโt do a Sweeney Todd on me. (Sweeney Todd is a movie with Johnny Depp).
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Why cut mine? when you need a haircut yourself. lol ๐
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