ANSWERS: 25
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Because I have a penis growing out of my forehead.
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Linda JoyThat gives the phrase 'giving head' a whole new meaning!
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No, there's that stranger upstairs who is calling me on the phone telling me I'm not alone...jj!
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I am a smarta$$ and people don't "get" my form of humor. That or maybe there was a reason they stopped making Secret for men. I thought it was lovely but I noticed I was the only one in the elevator at work after I discovered this alluring fragrance. Don't worry, I stocked up and have enough to last for the rest of my life. ha ha... suckers...
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i have no freaking clue but it's getting old.
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Because we are born alone, and die alone. In between we have some friends along the way but are ultimately alone.
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I choose to be alone so that I can do my own things with the minimal distractions.
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I'm not alone, my dogs are always with me.
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So I can use my computer without distraction.
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im not, neither are you, or any one else...:)
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Because Opus' Law rears its ugly head whenever it looks like the situation may change....;-D.... . . .
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Because I'm an old-fashioned girl and boys don't like that anymore. :(
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bostjan the adequate 🥉
Have you tried old fashioned guys?
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I kinda like it! I never get to be alone. Could you go away now, please? :):):)
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Because I work the graveyard shift and everyone else sleeps during this time. :-)
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Because I haven't found someone that wants to be with me consistently enough to keep me from being alone.
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cause i dont want to be alone with that fluffy, sharped teethed, blood thirsty beast in the outher room!!!(my dog) lol!:D
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I'm working back shift and everybody else is at home sleeping.
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Everyone's sleeping right now...
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Cause I got a divorce..
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I'm not sure but I think it may be because I have gas.
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Because things are complicated and I cant stand drama
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i have a principle that do things right first time and every time.first time never came in my life.i keep asking when will my turn come.when will i get counted.
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As a mother, it is a necessity for me to also have some alone time. It keeps me balanced and...sane. Haha!
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At the moment, because I am supposed to be working.
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I took an online test to find out once. They said I was too picky. I already knew I have high standards and anyone that can meet them wouldn't want to be with the likes of me. Besides, I prefer getting my way ALL THE TIME. I prefer being the one who spends my money (other people mess up my bank book) and I like cooking things the way I like them and I don't have to compromise on anything. But most importantly no one consistently lets me down, breaks my heart and hurts me. THAT kind of love I don't need! And I have plenty of love in my life, plenty of friends, and can have sex whenever I want. Besides, no man that promised me 'till death do us part' ever stuck around to honor his promise to God and me, so I'm having a tough time finding a down side to be honest!
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I am not alone. I have a young daughter, but I am divorced.
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