ANSWERS: 11
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"I stole all the stores money."
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Is that all you had in the safe?
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"Your daughter said she wouldn't date any of her dads employees, so I quit." Haha, sorry it was the first thing that came to mind.
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1- How'd you get your job? Everybody here is smarter than you are. 2- Who'd you blow to get your job? 3- Did your wife dress you this morning, Or was it your mistress? 4- What is it you do, exactly? You're never here. 5- What would I have to do to get a raise/promotion out of you? 6- you're middle management. Therefore you are expendable.
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"You're wrong."
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My mom says she wants money up front tonight, you're two weeks behind on your bill. And NO MORE ass to mouth.
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I spent all the money in the company payroll account on a trip with your mother to Las Vegas where I infected her with aids, she has 2 weeks to live.
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"you're fired!"
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Your stupid or that's stupid! It has gotten a lot of subordinates in hot water with me.
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When your boss has an idea or have done something at work and you reply, "that's stupid!" I have witnessed a lot of subordinates get in trouble for this one.
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Working here is like being in prison.
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