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You could argue that he released us from our ignorance by making us self-aware. If you look at the Genesis as a metaphor of life transition, then Satan would be the one who set the stage for our adulthood.
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Nothing
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the only thing an optimist might figure out is the fact that satan signifies evil and if there was no evil there would not have been concept of good.
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heating system
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He doesn't exist.
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A wise person once told me, "No one is completely useless, they can always be used as a bad example." Satan shows us the folly of pride and jealousy. With love in Christ.
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You just reminded me of this Satan joke; A few minutes before church services start, everyone is sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, in a flash of light and a puff of smoke, Satan appears. The people scream and run out, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from Evil Incarnate. In seconds everyone is gone except for one elderly gentleman sitting calmly in his pew. Satan walks up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replies, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asks. "Nope," says the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asks Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute." "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony for all eternity?" persists Satan. "Yep." "And you're still not afraid?" "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asks, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
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That it's the same thing as Santa from the spelling to the color scheme
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He is the yang to God's yin
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HAIL SANTA!!!!!! damn dyslexia lol
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He provides the balance we need to value the good. If everything were good, moral, right, or virtuous, those things would lose value. You cannot have bad without good, love without hatred, joy without sorrow, or happiness without pain because you would have nothing to compare it to.
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He provides us with lawyers, politicians and financial advisers. Without him we wouldn't have the evening news: If it bleeds it leads. And he has really cool horns.
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I am sorry to say. There is nothing good in Satan.
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he's played by Ned Flanders in The Simpsons. Nuff said.
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Freedom, knowledge, and good purpose
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He is totally fictional.
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He has no good in him.
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He doesn't ask for money.
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Well he decieved God's first human creations, ( the tree of knowledge, or the tree of good and evil) he awaked humans. But to me that's bad only for one reason our humanlives would have been pain free , always happy , also humans wouldn't have any hardships or pain, and never have to care about bad influences or anything bad for that matter
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He provides a convenient excuse for Christians to behave badly who know better.
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He really knows how to throw a bash!
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He's always paying for the drinks and the women.
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There is nothing good in Him, Only evil
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he lives in hell, and im not going there.wahhoooo!
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There's nothing good about Satan, since he's out to tempt humanity to doing bad things In life.
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only one good thing; that we have the knowledge that in satan , there is only 'bad things'...
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he gives God something to do, he's minding the fence making sure that guy never comes back. if it werent for the devil god would probably go insane, blow his brains out from boredom, you know? everybody likes to feel useful. maketh the world go round.
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It's all a hilarious joke. I love all the comedy that comes out of the stupidity of religion. The people who deride it and mock bible garbage and jesus junk are my favorite comedians. Check out Normal Bob for a mega Satanic laugh at the nonsense of goddy rubbish. http://www.normalbobsmith.com/ And here's a favorite bit of Normalbob that pokes a well known digit at the catholic monstrosity. I just dig this heaps,.,.,so middle finger this America http://www.normalbobsmith.com/unholyarmy/
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He is the most beautiful angel and before he became evil he was gods favorite so he was good at one point or another
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...his perserverance
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