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Mrs. C
ANSWERS: 58
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Book him Dano! Sorry I had to.
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is that a bag of weed in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me
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What's your hurry....Going to a fire?
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"Do you understand your rights as I have read them to you?" Book him.
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"License, registration and proof of insurance please."
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Hands in the air! Walk backwards toward me!
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'Ello 'ello 'ello
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Feel lucky punk? Well do ya?
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Here you can put this back in your wallet, I know you weren't fishing at 80 mph. Now could I possibly see your drivers license and registration. (true story) :)
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Of COURSE I want donuts with that.
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Whose fingerprints are these on your...?
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"Have you been drinking?"
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"Step out of the car, ma'am"
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what a silly question. There are thousands of things a police officer might say... "Do you know how fast you were going?"
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'Didn't you see the stop sign back there' I stopped at the stop sign, maybe a bit quick for his liking, but the real reason he stopped me was because I didn't have my seat belt on but they can't stop you for that reason only. I got a pass on the stop sign (which I would have fought) but got a fine for the seat belt violation.
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GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! GET.....DOWN.....ON.....THE......GROUND! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! GET.....DOWN....ON....THE GROUND!!! They say it over and over and over. LOL +5
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License and registration please
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"Do I detect the smell doughnuts in your shopping bag Mrs Cleaver?"
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Was going to go with the typical "Stick your hands in the air" or "Down on the ground" .. you know .. as we see on tv all the time. But instead, decided to go with this uh oh one: "You, again???!!!???"
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"You have a right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed before any questioning. Do you understand your Constitutional Rights as i have explained them to you? What else did you expect from a cop??
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Cop: "Why didn't you come to a complete stop back there at that stop sign?" Me: "Well, I slowed down and looked both ways. It's the same thing." Cop: While beating me viciously about the head and shoulders... "Do you want me to stop or slow down?"
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Hand over behind your back;spread em sleee ball; gotcha creep; on the ground Hello mam I am with the police
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I do hope Mrs. Cleaver is having a lovely day.
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This is great I am a cop, and must admit used almost everyone of the lines here, LOL. Thing is with a routine procedure we usually (or at least I do) use Sir or Ma'am before engaging in a conversation. And yet what comes out of the mouths of some of the folks we encounter, its very hard at times to keep a straight face. Thank you for giving me something to chuckle about today. I wish you all well.
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They might say " Would you shut up?"
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Can i see your driving licence:)
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Usually the first word I hear them say is, "Hi."
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Oh, well if you're out, I'll take a cream filled, then.
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Here in my country- "How much cash you got on you right now"? (that, to escape a ticket or legitimate fine)...
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"Have a good day, m'am!" Happy Sunday, Mrs. C! :)
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"Spread em" is something else I've heard them say.
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“How about a little appreciation?”
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All Right I will turn a blind eye this time....but it will cost you $300
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In the words of the British Police here, "You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned, something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say will be given as evidence"
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Hands behind your head, lean against the wall and spread um. Oh lol that's me!!!
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"Do you have any guns, knives, drugs, hookers, dead bodies, explosives or anything else illegal or that may hurt me in your vehicle?...mind if I search the vehicle?"
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"You only had two beers, huh?" . the drunks always say they only had two
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How much are the donuts?
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)))STOP! POLICE(((
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$20 is not going to cut it son. Just Kidding :P
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Is there anything in the car that may poke me?
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Is that two K's in colic?
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It's half price, right?
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Can you tell me why you didn't completely stop at that stop sign??? uh uh uh.......had me there. lol
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show me your licesne and insurance card.....touch the end of your nose with your finger...have you been drinking? stand on one foot...your are under address...
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"FREEZE--or name your beneficiary!!!"
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Do you have any guns, knives, hand-grenades, or other weapons in your pants, any objects that might poke me, or are you just happy to see me?
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"Hello, hello, hello. What's going on here, then ?"
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that theyre going to jail
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Right, what's all this, then?
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"Can you tell me why you ran that stop sign?" True story, my response was, um.er,I,well, um...No. hahahahaha got me good. hahahahahaHAHAHAHAH
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What kind of donuts do you have? In a donut shop.
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Hello Ma'am.
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I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and it will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?!
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"Have you been drinking tonight? License and registration and proof of insurance please." 2/16/23
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Do you know how fast you were going?
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A police officer might say “freeze” when they have caught a criminal with a weapon and then say “put your weapon down and put your hands behind your back” as the police officer handcuffs the criminal. What did the police officer say to a snowman? “Freeze”
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"Come out with your hands up."
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