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A dildo maybe
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A cheap Uncle, who had money, gave everyone a bottle of Shampoo for Christmas.
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A scale
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A gift certificate for one free abortion.
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a gift card to the big and tall store
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infidelity.
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Something that they gave you first and your re-gifting it. Like in Old School if anyone has seen that movie.
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Nothing for the sake of giving ....when u gift someone be sure that u do it out of heart !
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Anti-dandruff shampoo Mouthwash Gift certificate for a prostitute Coffin
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STD's
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A flaming bag of poo on someone's doorstep makes a terrible "Welcome to the Neighborhood" gift.
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Dick in a box.
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a dead rotting animal
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An exspensive piece of jewelry. I used to give a family member real gold and diamond jewelry until I saw her give one of them a few years later to my ex sister-in-law for christmas. When I asked her why she gave away the gift I bought for her she said,"I thought it was fake." I gave up giving her anymore gifts.
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an auto sniper and drugs
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My Morman mother-in-law gave me a Playboy necklace for Christmas last year. WTF?
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Deodorant
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Underwear from Goodwill
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lice.
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Used douche.
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Cristmas stockings filled with coal and reindeer poop!
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The same gift they gave you last year :-P
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Pain and Hate
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Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving. btw: If anyone wants it come see me.
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Condoms from the dollar store.
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anti wrinkle creme =)
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A pet ;0)
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Rocks. Even if nicely wrapped. (I gave a girlfriend a beautifully-wrapped bag of rocks one year for Xmas along with other 'serious' gifts. She didn't find it funny *at all*!) ;-)
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Sex magazines!
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USED UNDIES
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Shoes
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Returning the gift they gave you last year. A season pass to a hog farm(summer only) salt when they are thirsty. Meat to a vegetarian. beer to a depressed person.
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A picture from your future mother in law of your Fiance and his ex with the family, frigging B*3ch!
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White Phosphorous
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Dirty laundry
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underwear
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Anything that you know the other person doesn't like. If he/she doesn't drink coffee, even the most expensive Kona coffee is ill-advised! :)
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A weight-loss book. No need to drop hints like that. :)
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old used stinky sweaters. Happened to me Christmas Eve.
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YOUR LOVE, THIS SHOULD BE A NATURAL SEPERATE MATING.
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Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving, yet no one wants.
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ive heard its bad luck to give a watch as a gift. ???
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My sister gave me anti wrinkle cream for my birthday one year. It really upset me at the time!
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Chlamydia, Gonnorrhea, HIV...
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