The weirdest name I've heard was Italy. A little girl named Italy. She was so cute though!

Nina Nanoo a local tv presenter in the UK

Adda Wong from Resident Evil 2...it kinda sounds like Ate a wong!

Tony Angelina Britney Atkin. A testimony to why a 13 year old should not have kids. That poor boy doesn't stand a chance

Yolanda Drinkwater (thud, ouch, arrrrrgh!) ok, maybe putting my wife's maiden name was not such a good idea!

Vaginica Seaman - David Gest's maid (well according to him!)

Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo

LOL "Chanda Lear"

Constantine Papoochus. This is not made up. I have seen it in my mother's high school year book. I think one of my aunts dated him.

Anita Peter. No joke. Went to school with her.

hugh G. Rection!!!! ah aha ha

Richard Cranium

Tereasa Green Drew Peacock shaun lamb Of course i doubt any of these names are real becasue its always someone who knows someone else who knows them lol.

Pilot Inspector, or closer to home: Badr. Thats a first name by the way.

it's not haha funny, its just kinda ironic. Justin Case

Jack Hoffman Jaques Strape

Jack Hoffman Jacques Strape

Dick gozinya. And a guy that played for the lions. His real name was Harry Colon. I'd have a long talk with my parents about that one.

Richard Lester Wonder. Harry Root.

Two, a co-worker named Special Angel...she went by Angel, and a drivers ed teacher name Rex M. Easly. I knew it was Rex Easly, but I worked someone that had his full name and his middle initial was M....I just about died.

December Unique Holiday...as if this poor child's parents thought people wouldn't understand how unique "December Holiday" was unless they slapped the middle adjective in there. (This is an honest to god person I met in a professional setting.)

Rumplestiltskin He was in a short story.

i live in south africa, the people here name their children wonderfully obscure things Precious Lulamma Dorcus Radebe Gift sisulu Given Madala Chosen mazimbuko we even have a guy in south africa called, wait for it matric Exemption radebe go team! then we have parents that combine their names, ie yolanda + andre = yolandre or jacque + Rochelle =jachelle Leoni + piet = leoniet Pretty huh?

Short Dick... I just found it from the internet...:D

i worked with a doctor called DOCTOR PAIN. (for real and he specialised in pain management!)

The craziest and funniest came from a math class while the teacher called out the attendance roster. It was actually spelled this way Shithead Bocoupberet but, Pronounced Shai-Teed Bo-Coo-Burr-Eh. Snick-Snicker-snick-snikeries came from the room everytime the poor girl's name was called. She was an exchange student from somewhere in central Africa. My mother told me of a very good friend when she was living the farmers wife bit back in the day, and the lady's name was Ima Eahaow, yup, I'm a A-Hoe it was. Cool askies here, and great answers too! Peace!

Cash Will Dew (pronounced Do, of course) There really IS such a person.

Nita Crap (She was the mother of a boy I went to junior high school with.)

There's a girl here in Japan who I teach. She's smaller than average, and ironically, her name is "Shiori" pronounced "Shorty" in English. Another girl is "Misaki" erm... me sucky, sounds like a line from Full Metal Jacket. LOL

My Vice principal's name is Mr. Zit, and he has a very clear face! I just have to laugh when I hear his name!

Donald McDonald. Or indeed most celebrity names, famous parents are often either cruel, stupid or both.

Dorkis Clapsaddle It's a real name! My mother went to school with her. I don't know when I first heard it, but it's been stuck in my head for as long as I can remember.

My high school biology teacher, Mr. Cox, had a son named Harold. I kid you not...the poor kid...jeez...

We had a football coach named "Agustus Harry Rump" here. Huge man, and very macho. He went by the name "A. Harry Rump." Also for 30 years or so from my childhood til several years ago when I looked and did not see it, there was a phonebook directory for a man named Peter Anus. His parents were real considerate, huh? I would have had my named changed, but maybe he had "social" reasons for keeping it...

I was at work once and this little guy came in. I mean he was so little that any one of the 14 year old girls in my class could probably beat him up. He wanted to see one of my bosses so I asked his name and he said in a rather high voice "Kermit" I bit my tounge so hard to prevent myself from laughing out loud. Although I don't have a lot of room to talk as my name is Kirk.

Fatmarta Sankoh. I work in retail and she is a regular customer that was an immigrant from Africa!

Dick Pound. Was in our local paper (Tasmania, Australia), can't remember what for but check him out on google if you don't believr me!

I went to school with a girl named September Flancher and her sisters name was April. I also went to school with a guy named Peter Face.

vaginika seamen (according to david gest) teresa green lol

Last name - Cuicci, pronounced "cootchie"

kinda funny Bill Asbill (my uncle)

jo podunk

Slobodan Milosevic, who would ever name their kid that?

I went to school with a brother and sister named Justin and Winter Thyme, respectively.

Henador Titsoff

I knew two sisters named Crystal Clearwater and Puff Nightshade (last name withheld). Then there is Bolliver Shagnasty. I can't pick just one though.

Pancake.

Noah Peel.

Anyone named Dick.. It just makes me laugh.

Two... Pronounced "Shee - thayd", written, Shithead A girl in Kroger had the name "Gaswego"... it means "Big Bitch" in Cherokee

I have a friend named Heaven Lee. And my mother has a friend named Gay Butts. Oh, and there are a group of siblings in my school named Rain Cloud, Autumn Sky, Aaron Thunder, and the youngest is Beth. I don't know where "Beth" came from, lol. Maybe they ran out of strange names by then.

The owner of a major grocery store chain here, his name is Bob Loblaw. Said Blaa blaa blaa. And I played hockey against a guy with the last name Imadyke.

This is an easy one! Some background. . . .I was a secretary at one time and a guy called the office I worked in and announced who he was and asked to speak somebody who could assist him with whatever it was. In my most disgusted tone, I called him a pervert and hung up on him. My boss asked what that whole exchange was about, so I told him. . . .some guy just called, said his name was Dick Head and he needed to talk to someone about. . . .my boss clapped his hand to his forehead and told me that Mr. Head was one of his most important clients. I promise you I am not making this up. . .that was the poor guys name. Sheesh, why would any parent do this to a kid?

Well I know a couple that was going to name their new child Anthony Scott Smolke. Okay, you may think, so what it's a normal name, but if you look at the intitials you will get what I am talking about. How would you like your initials to be that? Funny Huh? ASS, man that would suck! I also know of a foriegn exchanged student Niccola Lavamicocca (Nee cola Lava Me Co cca) it's not very funny it's just fun to say. I also know a girl whose name is Spring Bacon.

rerun walker!

my cousin named her son tank.?..?.?

lillie ruth and bunny mae

Richard Titcombe. I didn't really notice how embarrasing it must have been until a few years after we left school.

Dang.

My mum had to pick a man up from the airport many years ago and had to stand there whilst holding a sign that said " Mr Bum Suk".

Pancrácia... try name ur daughter with this name in Portugal and you'll see XD

Herbie Dumps

Harry Nippels

Oh I kid you not this is a real name, this lady that lives in my town is a little crazy and legally changed her name to "Bonanza Jellybean"

Mike Hunt

Eileen Over

orangello and lemonjello, twin boys, live near me. Originated from orange-jello and lemon-jello. Hehe.

Ben Dover

Shannon Salmon - she went to school with my son.

I know a girl called Ieifei. (pronounced ee-fee-i-ay) Don't know what her parents where thinking back then!

I have a friend called Connie Curtin - and he married a lady called Annette!

Dr. Dick Finder, Urologist. Real person, look him up in Hollywood, Florida. I wonder if he goes by Richard?

Patty Hamburger. When the teacher read last name first the class went crazy with laughter. She took it all in stride, said that she wanted to marry a man with the last name Bunns, so she could hyphenate her name to Patty Hamburger-Bunns.

There is a skier named 'Picaboo Street' The director of the Acer computer company is named 'Easy Lai'

Harry Potter. This kid had no fair chance @ anything. Even grew up thinking he's a wizard...

I've heard of somebody naming their child "Dalastone". (pronounced)'Da Last One'.

Michael Bublé. I don't know why, but I always laugh when I hear it spoken.

I read this girls name in a year book from the 1950's. Her name was Pinora Head. I thought the first name was kinda funny but when I read the last name...poor girl.. she's a pinhead!

Mayor of my hometown was named Dick Burns and had an uncle named Harry Johnson.

Dorbert Ogle. No joke, and it was a woman, too.

Dick Sexsmith. If you call him Dick Smith, he gets offended coz he left the best part of his life and name, "SEX".

lol i have a friend name harrison proctor we call him harry and change his last name with potter lol

Not sure if the spelling is correct but my kindergarten teachers name was "Miss Pisnessner", pretty difficult for a 6 year old to pronounce.

Hairy Butt...Yes, I atually know of somebody named Hairy Butt..What terrible parents he has...

I woman at work told me she has a friend who's (married) name is Sharon Dicks. What made it funny for me is the woman who told me was very conservative and her face actually turn red as she said told me about it. She said she was at a party and heard the lady introduce heself to a couple there by saying, "Hi, I'm Sharon Dicks".

Edit 1-31-07. My HS typing teacher's name was Mrs. ReoRita Olive. She was a really nice lady, but a complete space case. My mother, a teacher, had a little girl in her class named, "Pajama". Pronounced, "PAJ-a-may". The kid's mother saw the word in the Sears catalog and found it appealing. My mom and I laughed about that for 20 years. I saw an adoption application in Louisiana where a baby's mother chose the lovely name of "Shitra". Yeah, that's right. At least "Shithead" is pronounced "Shi-THEED". I'm not sure how anyone could improve "Shitra". Maybe SHY-tray or something equally unlikely. Governor Hogg of Texas and his wife had a baby girl and named her, "Ima". Once in a while, you hear the urban legend that Ima Hogg (1882-1975) had a sister named "Ura" but that's, well, hog slop. "Miss Ima" as she was affectionately known, was active in charitable and philanthropic causes. http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm In Santa Barbara, we have a doctor whose name is a palindrome, which means it's the same forwards and backwards. Raldan Nadlar. Not exactly funny, but worth noting. I spoke to his wife about their home remodel once and managed to have the good sense not to comment. I'm always amazed when my foot actually stays out of my mouth:)

Kurt Clover

The one that currently tickles my fancy in Jigme Wangchuck who is apparently the new king of somewhere (sorry I don't remember - Bhutan or something like that) and it was his father's name too. The is a road near me called Ernst Wanke Road, I pity the poor fellow his name emblazoned on the highway for all eternity....I chuckled every time I drive past.

Harry Dick. And no, im not kidding

My Mother insists that she went to school with a girl called Ophelia Balls pronounced Afeelia I cannot vouch for my Mothers veracity on this subject

I know they are just nicknames, but when I was a kid, the neighbors daughters that baby-sat me were "Pug" and "Tooter". That's the only names I ever knew these fine girls by.

John Scott Noble (johns-got-no-balls) Try saying that 10 times REALLy fast

Pastor Gas

I go to an optometrist named Dr. Drill. I guess dentistry was completely out of the question.

Jo Booty...Say it really fast!

Daisy Flowers.

Haven't y'all ever heard of Dick Trickle the NASCAR driver? I'd have to change it if it was mine. Jeez!

Eric Shun, I've actually met two people with that name.

Tiyah Shu. he is in my school.

i know a lady called Isa Ritchie (eyes are itchy)