ANSWERS: 100
  • Conan O'Brien!
  • Being a 33 year old single mom of 2, sitting ALONE in my 11 year old 4 door V6 car,base thumping away too "Eminem",while sitting at a red light,preparing to roast white smoke off my tires for absolutely no reason at all.
  • when someone trips, or stumbles both of which I have done myself.
  • When my boyfriend says sweet and crazy things.
  • It's not english but it's sure funny. A pack of good videos.
  • I enjoy totaly non-sequiter, train of thought humor, so people like Kinky Friedman, Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Adam, Scot Adams. And, by the end of any David Byrne song, I'm jiggling on the floor.
  • Russel Peters!! He is great! This clip had me crying tears of laughter :)
  • Dry humor makes me laugh. Slapstick and sitcom TV just leave me bored as mustard. (Sorry, couldn't help it :-)
  • My wife and my border collie.
  • Things that amuse Lady Fuschia: -Eddie Izzard - My Name Is Earl - the word "Mackerel" - TV Nation -The fact that in a poll to find the greatest ever American a large percentage of people voted for Jesus of Nazareth. - when people on Virgin trains get bored and make silly announcements like "There's only one ham bap left in the buffet car." -Mitchell and Webb - My sister - boredasmustard (who rather reminds me of my sister) - Morrisey being "interviewed" - Tristram Shandy - Winnie The Pooh - The Rocky Horror Picture Show - general surrealism - The Big Lebowski "All The Dude wanted was his rug back..." - Withnail & I -Zoolander -The South Park episode with Sexual Harrassment Panda - When I worked at a hotel and we had a "baby intercom" at reception and the babies used to start talking to themselves whilst we were checking people in. - The bit at the end of the episode of The Simpsons when they all turn inside out and start dancing. - Misheard lyrics ("I've got shooooes they're made of ply wood, and I'm looooosing the soles...")
  • Someone's contagious and weird laughter.
  • Laurel & Hardy * John Candy * Film: Meet The Parents
  • The Late Mitch Hedberg.
  • My wife, my dog and a good clean joke. also, someone tickling my feet. i am very ticklish.
  • My other answer got cut off, so here it is again: my wife, my border collie and a good clean joke. also, when someone tickles my feet. i am very ticklish.
  • Surreal comedy. Ever seen Garth Marenghi's Darkplace? Fantastic. [firing a shotgun at possessed kitchen equipment hovering outside his office window] "Hurry up, Liz, I can't hold these plates off forever!" "I've always loved the great tragedies, King Lear, The Poseidon Adventure, Superman 2." "Garth is the most significant artist that I've worked with and I've worked with Lulu and four other people, so were talking crème de la crème." A bit of Fry and Laurie was also amazing. Especially Fry's wordplay, his scripts must have taken forever to learn. The Letter was a sketch he performed in the Cellar Tapes for the Footlights Revue. Also, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, an amazing read. See
  • -People getting hit in the junk -People criticizing politics -Overweight people running -Over-the-top antisemitism -Stereotypical people (Ganster African Americans, Nerdy White Guys, Lazy Hispanics) hahaha.. -People who can't laugh at themselves -Gas -Maddox -The thought of God
  • South Park That 70's Show Standup Comedy
  • My kid's silly replies to questions, my husband, my critters and my friends.
  • comadies and people who park in parking lots in the winter when they have not been plowed,they do this every year. You think they know better.
  • My boyfriend makes me laugh out loud, and has a dry sarcastic sense of humor. My youngest son can do impersonations of nearly everyone, and I LOL. My brother is one funny guy, without even trying. Sit-coms make me laugh, but just certain ones. Lastly my little 3year old granddaughter. They have a crazy Dalmation and she tells her to sit, speak, and stop eating crumbs off the floor. Now when the phone rings she picks it up and throws into the dog's water dish. She doesnt like Mommy or Daddy not paying attention to her LOL..She is one funny toddler.
  • Jokes - that are not funny at all.
  • When someone writes on some anonymous thing that people can't lick their elbow and then at the end of the anonymous thing it says that 75% of the people that read this will try and lick their elbow!
  • When people pretend to know about automobiles.
  • -people getting scared -people getting hurt (nothing serious, like they run into a door or something like that) -and ellen degenerous
  • Some of the answers on this website,i'm still laughing about one of the answers on fast food.
  • Something funny and unexpected. Everyday situations that have a funny side help me get through the day.
  • everything. i laugh at everything. everyone looks at me really oddly, a lot.
  • Your face.
  • Dry sarcastic humour, Jewish humour, I love Jackie Mason.Drag Shows, most of my favourite comedians are gay.Most things can have a funny side I Loved Richard Pryor, Loathe Slapstick type humour. Sorry guys I think all those old B/W Crazy gang etc are a mostly man thing. I just do not find the repetition of men with enormous moustaches falling on their butts in front of a train as hilarious as most of you guys see to find them.Benny Hill was a lovely man but just not funny in my opinion. Nor Tommy Cooper. Also the funniest thing can be the laughter of others that is very contagious
  • baby porkepines! they look like spiky scrotums!
  • 1/ Family Guy 2/ Robot Chicken (this show I frequent on Adult Swim) 3/ standup comedy 4/ Dave Chappelle 5/ Owen Wilson 6/ American Idol Tryouts 7/ commercials- they get funnier and funnier everyday... 8/ dry humor 9/ That 70s Show 10/ How to Win Arguments: http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.3afJaI0baM6Y8plI2JE3TQOQu8-?cq=1&p=62
  • Reruns of The Monkees. Monty Python movies and tv shows. My friends. My kids. My brothers. The Daily Show. The Colbert Report. Al Franken. Will Ferrell. Eddie Izzard. Lots of other things. I am easily amused.
  • Some of the answers non-believers give to Christian questions.
  • My two year old son and the things he says and does. My daughter, who is now 13, when she says some random quick witted response when I'm fussing at her. I know she's trying to get out of trouble, and it usually works because she's dumbfounded me with her response, which is 9 times out of 10 really funny. She's also as sarcastic as I am, so arguements between us can be pretty funny. It drives my mom nuts to listen to us.
  • anything written by Kevin Smith
  • Babies.
  • Hearing myself laugh. Seriously. I have the most obnoxious laugh ever. It goes in every pitch and sometimes a snort creeps in -- oh jeez. It's hilarious. And then another thing is how I act absolutely crazy in the presence of other people I don't know to get a reaction. For instance, my friend and I were in the parking lot at a store, blasting (well, for the most part blasting) random music, dancing and serenading passerbys through the window. Not to be annoying, just to bring a little laugh into people's day, and it worked =] Fun times.
  • So may things, but just two minutes ago, Hubby stubbed his toe on a toy BBQ, which immediately answered with a "Fire Me Up!" and sent Hubby hopping and flailing down the hall. I laughed so hard, I had tears rolling down my face!
  • Anything not contrived, out of the mouth of babes, especially my troop. Recently noteworthy: "I love these hot rolls so much they give me rabies"--ten year old at dinner table "For cryin' out loud--please hush!"--serious six year old to classmates who wouldn't quiet down for teacher to start holiday party. "But it's okay now, right?"--three year old every time he hurts me...this time kissing my boo boo after wacking my knee with his sister's baton. "The kids in my class are stupid. I mean if the parents don't buy the presents and put them under the tree, who do they think is doing it?"--ten year old who will always believe...like Mom (:
  • some of these questions and answers on answerbag.
  • When people fart... Even in public I laugh hysterically!
  • when my kid burps and says "escuse me I farted out my mouth"
  • HIM if u love anyone you know how i feel jus thinking about him makes me smile.. and then it leads straight into laughter..of pain cuz i will never get him
  • Russel Peters and my brother
  • Almost anything a little tongue in cheek and off the wall Not slapstick Sorry repeat Answer
  • The absurdities of human behavior.
  • Everything makes me laugh!! No reallly I laugh when I'm happy, mad, nervous, uncomfrotable, tired, hyper,..... they are all different kinds of laughs but laughs just the same.
  • Guys with a lot of vocal training trying to help me with pitch and sounding horrible while doing that.
  • Televisions bloops and blunders.
  • Funny stuff!
  • Thinking of an armless person trying to wipe their butt.
  • -Hondas with mean sounding mufflers (come on, we all know a 4cyl isn't THAT ferocious) -Trucks jacked up on big tires (yeeeeeeehaaaaaw) -My mom, she's really funny (e.g. an ex boyfriend of mine was getting married and he ummm had trouble getting it up. She asked if he intended to get to the alter and say "I can't" instead of "I do") -My dog -Stupid celebrity quotes -Some of the folks here on AB keep me in stitches -Funny movies A lot of things actually, these are just a few examples.
  • reading such silly answers on this website
  • It depends alot on my mood.
  • myself
  • Dirty, offensive humor... And cops dealing with PCP users on the show COPS
  • someone farting or any crude noises - like the scene on blazing saddles where all the cowboys eat beans and they start farting - lol omg i cant stop lauging ive got to watch that film again its legend - lol
  • Stand-Up comedians, comedy movies, Queen Latifa(she's hilarious), Lisa Lampanelli(The Queen of Mean!!), jokes. The number one thing that makes me laugh is...Jackass. The TV show and Movies are hilarious. I peed my pants watching the movie!!
  • Politicians ... at how pathetic they are ... Oh! and George Bush's salute ...
  • When my kid washes his "nuts" with shampoo to make them smell like blueberries and then tells everyone about it.
  • some of the idiotic questions on this
  • Unintended humor. *****last but not least, my sister. She cracks me up with her wit. Love her lots!!!
  • Embarassing moments that have happened to me before. My pets doing hilarious tricks aroung the haouse. Anyone who tries to make me laugh while I am sick, and in a stressful situation, and when I need cheering up. The things that children say sometimes when out in public. A good comedy movie, filled with lots of hilarious humor, because I love a good comedy that makes you have a good laugh.
  • everything
  • Today my two year old and I were playing when I told him I had to go pee, he followed me to the bathroom and told me 'get peeing mommy, and no peeing on the floor thats bad!' LOL i laughed my butt off.
  • your answerbag name. hahaha boredasmustard. i love it!!! lol
  • I find humor in everything. Katt Williams makes me laugh, the movie Lucky Number Slevin, stand-up comedy. My nephew's dancing. And my family- they're the wildest bunch of people. Where's a stenographer when you really need one?
  • Monty Python The Simpsons Family Guy Ben Colder Bobcat Goldthwaite my coworkers Conan O'Brien The Vicar Of Dibley...
  • Any commercials with monkeys in it. Especially the one where the chimpanzee goes in the trunk, gets the tire iron and starts wacking the driver.
  • My boyfriend.
  • I love stupid videos. Not because the video is funny but, because of the person taping the video. Here you have a guy falling off the roof or getting hit with a bat and the person taping just keeps on going. They don't stop to help or see if the guy is o.k. It kills me.
  • The people that take this site SO seriously...
  • basically anything
  • Americas funniest videos. People screwing up, most natural thing, but lilarious, we all do it, perfectly human
  • completly random things and people i hate being hurt
  • The answers that all the really religious catholic people give when i ask them, "If we're all descended from Adam and Eve, aren't we technically committing incest when we get together with someone?"
  • Loads of things. For a silly example, just now in the car I was laughing at someone doing an impression of the windscreen wipers - complete with voices! That would make absolutely no sense to you, but hey. You had to be there. :-)
  • silly remarks!
  • Children make me laugh the most. They have such genuine joy it rubs off on you.
  • Very witty remarks, good puns, sharp quick one liners. I also laugh at myself when I do something incredibly stupid.
  • My sons. They are like watching two of the three stugges. One of their favorite things to do is to put on comedy skits for their mom and I, and it has become quite a looked-foward-to event in our house. They're hillarious. Keep in mind, they are ages 5 & 6.
  • watching my cats play with each other.
  • My deaf white kitty :)
  • Laughing Gas.
  • Mr.Bean
  • hahaha like anything thats why im LauGhOutLouDx3
  • People who talk about a topic they have no idea, and try to act smart. They lack some knowledge and the way they express themselves is a dead-giveaway.
  • u might find this weird, but when my firends aren;t even trying to be funny.. i laugh so hard i cry...lol...so its my firends
  • People tripping or falling (without getting hurt)..farting, burping in public (with no warning)...trying to whisper when you shoudn't be talking at all...
  • borat in america
  • Bubbles DeVere from Little Britain. Hilarious. "ChamPAGNE! Champagne for everyone!"
  • i just wanted you to know that i have more tamagotchi questions
  • The Jackass movies
  • Dane Cook pops into my head first so he must be the answer.
  • Funny stuff, I suppose.. .
  • Children ... Frank Costanza ... other people laughing ...
  • my family...my elder daughter has the best sense of humour...my husband does funny dancing and voice imitations...and my younger daughter does these strange dances too...sometimes we just rollaround the place killing ourselves laughing at each other...
  • Extremely random facial expressions. Picture this, there are three people sitting down, talking(in a tv show). The one in the middle of the three says something stupid or out of place in the conversation. The person sitting on the left of the other 2 gives the person who said the stupid statement a face, like she's thinking, "wtf did you just say?". Then she sort of does a doubletake and looks at that person twice. I start laughing histerically when someone does that, their face is priceless.

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