ANSWERS: 10
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im all jacked up on MountainDew!
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"We had Sex" "Well good for you, wish I had been there"
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Texas Ranger: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
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The very first line, it was down hill from then on...
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Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, "Jezus," we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
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"My teacher asked me what's the capitol of North Carolina, and I said 'Washington Deeeeee C'. She said 'no, you're wrong', and I said 'you gotta lumpy butt.'"
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Ricky Bobby: "Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want."
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texas ranger: "chip?! ima gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
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shave your old dusty balls
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Oh that's easy... Spider monkey!
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