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I like girls
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Because I'm a boy?
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In some cases, the response could be "Because I have a girlfriend!"
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"Because they all ask that question first."
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"Why would you ask a question like that?"
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The proper response to a question of that type is, according to both Dear Abby and Miss Manners "Why would ask such a personal/rude question?"
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In some cases, "Because I dpn't want to have a relationship like yours... I want to be loved" ;-)
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cause i've been waiting for you, NOT!!!!
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Well, if you are extremely picky with who you choose to date, you can just say that you don't have a boyfriend because you're waiting for the guy you love who loves you, too, and you're not the kind of person who dates just to say they're dating. Only say that if you mean it, though. If they make fun of you for it and tell everyone your reasons, that might actually work to your advantage. ;)
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meet my husband.
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"Because I killed him. Want to go out?"
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because no one i have met is good enuf for me :)
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Because I'm a lesbian
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I would answer honestly by saying that I'm married and my wife would highly disapprove.
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I'm not gay.
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because i can't be bothered right now :D
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"Why are you asking?"
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"Because for some reason my mysterious rash really turns guys off" THAT'LL shut 'em up REAL fast!
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"Because I'm waiting for the right guy." or "I'm a lesbian"
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same reason you are so damn nosey
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"Last time I checked, it was none of your business."
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I used "Because Jesus is my boyfriend" several times. If for no other reason than to see the "WTF?" floating over their very confused heads.
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"Lately, I just haven't found anyone worthy of me!" lol
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"I'm straight."
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I do not want one, I am, however actively seeking a girlfriend. I just have not yet found her.
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"Why don't you mind your own business?" Heh. No, really: "Because I enjoy my independence and freedom to explore my choices, and because when I look for a boyfriend I want to make sure he is the best one for ME and I'm the best one for HIM."
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