by 
Ahmed Ali
ANSWERS: 67
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Tell her to get out of my bathroom and put some clothes on :)
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Throw her out! yeah, right!
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Kill my boyfriend? That would be the only explanation.
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Use it as an opportunity to dress her properly.
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Ponder the situation then read the opening monologue of Richard III while covering her in sea salt and mashed blueberries.
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An entire city? In my bathroom? Naked? How would I open the door?
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Be Embarresed? See her naked?
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Find her some clothes then demand that she either explains why (and how?) she is in our house or leaves immediately.
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Kick her out!!!!
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Get her dressed and ask her to leave. I find nothing appealing about Paris Hilton.
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Take some pics
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Stand her over the shower drain, run some water and watch her slide down with room to spare;)
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Dude she's ugly. Yuck. I ain't tapping that.
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Hand her a towel, an old one, and show her the door. Being "overexposed" does not seem to bother her anyway.
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I'd look for her little gem encrusted pink cell phone and anonymously call 911 to get her stomach pumped cuz that uptight pretentious little stuck-up C**T would gave only have wound up there accidentally having gotten too wasted. then high tail it out of there. Once that was underway find out how much I could make out of an exclusive from the Enquirer or any of those other rags. And perhaps put the cell phone on Ebay.
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kick her out, donate her clothes to a charity shop
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Flush!! And wave goodbye.
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puke!
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Force her down on her knees and...make her scrub my floors with a toothbrush :P
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Tell her to get dress quickly.
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Screan in shock, take a picture and sell it to peparatzi, call police, have nightmares...
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Feed her
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....pass the soap?
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Throw her out. Who names their kid after a hotel in France anyway yo...
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Point and laugh.
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Change my locks.
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call the police and have her charged with breaking and entering, or maybe take a photo and sell it to the tabloids.
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Try to get her into rehab until she wasn't crazy any more.
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Tell her to clean it while she was there
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Her.
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Sanitize my bathroom after kicking her out.
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...Nothing...I just wanna see what size boobies she has lol just kidding! I'd call 911 and get her out!
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Tell her to get the hell out.
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risk leads to greatness in other words...
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I would give her a pearl necklace.
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call the press and the police
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"Accidentally" slip and fall, then blame her in a lawsuit.
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charge for rides. $.25 a ride. LOL
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call the police.
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scream eew and run out. not sure
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Take photo's and blackmail her
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Have her clean my bathroom while I look for the number for hazmat. When hazmat arrives, have them remove her.
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flush twice
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Ask her to excuse me for a moment, get my camera, take some pix to sell to the tabloids, and kick her out... With or without her clothes, I don't know at this point. I'm sure my 3 black labs bitches and rat-terrier would chase her all the way out... Of course, she wouldn't know that the barking labs only wanted to jump up and lick her (call them "black lickers (liquors - get it?), and the little barking dog's the one to worry about! (Never bit anyone, but he's got the personality at times!) LOL
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sell her on e-bay.
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... fill my camera's memory card with pictures of her while she was nude, at least a few with both her and I ... (sell later) ... and talk to her about her hiring me to be her personal trainer / security / guard
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Go find my son and give him a thumbs up!
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I would probably call 911 or blow up my house.
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Disinfect it
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Get her drunk, ask her if I can "borrow" 10,000 dollars, and then leave.
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scream and/or push her out the window and get it on tape and send it in to E!
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Ask her how much longer it was going to be, before I got my Thrown back.......LOL...........When a guys got to go, hes got to go.................M.C.S.
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Call animal control.
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She's so skinny, it would be like looking at a speck of dust.
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I think...well...I think I'd do her.
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I think i would be very tempted to hold her head under the water until she stopped struggling
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Go get her something to eat.
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Give her a ham & cheese sandwich...she needs to eat!
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Shot her, She is far too annoying to live in this planet, And her petty attempts to take over the 'world' are irratating
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Wrap a towel around her, find some clothes for her and give her a map of Singapore and push her out of my house.
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take pictures and sell them for money
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id wreck that chick.
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Fumigate the bathroom.
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call the cops and then totally fumigate my freaking bathroom i don`t want diseases!
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just breathe really hard she is such a dam stick she would just blow out of my bathrooms second story window and onto the wonderful pavement :)
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call the police and tell them an intruder was in my house.
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Take some snap shots and bribe her.....
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