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Paint a big hammer and sickle on yourself, then wear a wig and a fake mustache. Once you have altered your outward appearance, you can go around soliciting communism ideals to drunk college students at a tailgating party.
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The best Idea is to move, but since that may be not possible. You can disguise your intensions(say its a human rights organization. Make sure your roommate is not around when you are discussing deep Marxist issues. Good Luck hatocomrade
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Email or text all the people you want to join it, and ask them not to mention it to your roommate.
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